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Abdulmajid
There was a midget in the pub tonight. I am not referring a short person, I mean proper midget. What is the PC term nowadays? PROG (person of restricted growth) Midget Dwarf I am trying to be more PC,...
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Abdulmajid
I have a really good plan for Saturday night. 1) At about 11.30 ish when I come home I shall start a completely light hearted thread. 2) Said thread will go well for about ten questions. 3) Enter...
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shanx
had a great night out , booked a local taxi only a short distance from where i live ,the driver was from london . poor sod i was inquisitve and maybe asked too meany questions , and may have made him...
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Info Bank
English....Welsh , Irish or Scottish.???? Im Scottish
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Laceymike2
Ive been debating pocket money for our kids with my partner. I think they shoud do some basic tidying up/washing dishes/walk the dog/help with shopping etc etc but she dosnt. Am I being unreasonable...
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topogigo
What is your favourite cover version, or possibly which do you think is the most popular cover ever? I would go for "with a little help from my friends" by Joe Cocker for best ever. Poss "Harvest for...
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cazxx1
hi all does anyone know where i coud get a vacuum cleaner cheap but good cheers
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Frank23
Which character in Dorothy Sayers novels kept canaries?
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Rtaxron
I gave up smoking 3 months ago and today has been the worst day Ive had for craving for one, even though. I have the patches, chewing gum and nicotine inhalers. I know I will regret it if I have one,...
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Caribeing
Noticed this statement used frequently on Chatterbank with specific ref to Shannon Matthews case. Why do people assume that you are scum or of lesser quality because you live in a Council Estate? I...
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Jugglering
police cars go when they are pensioned off ? You never see an elderly cop car, so where do they go ? If they are sold off at auction, how come we never see them on the highway or are they resprayed...
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pastafreak
SPORT????? there are at least 9 of them...and WHERE are the girls!!!
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fabemmy
anyone know how many calories they is in a normal sized portion of Spag bol.
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Abdulmajid
If you could emulate a famous moustache. whose would you have 1) Bruce Grobbelar's 2) John Aldridge's 3) Ian Rushes 4) Jimmy Cases
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AB Asks
A wealthy lawyer killed his wife after learning she was leaving him for a family friend. He slashed her with a knife so much that the pathologist could not count the wounds. He was jailed for...
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Abdulmajid
Assuming you were a pub football team manager and had the pick of 1) Ian Rush (in his prime) 2) Michael Owen (in his prime) 3) Robbie Fowler (in his prime) 4) Fernando Torres (now) Who would you have?
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unrulyjulie
I have received a letter from my 16 year old sons school today to inform me that he has failed to comply with the agreement signed about the use of the internet and computers at school! He has been...
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LONGBOW
there is a thread by Mr T, a couple of places below this one called "Racism". would be very greatful if each and every person would take five minutes out of their day and read what the man has said to...
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Abdulmajid
What an absolute dump. I have fought wars in safer places. Please feel free to defend this putrid hell hole or agree with aforementioned description.
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andyg1967
1. swimming bird in meadow 2. gambol weight 3. cutting stone

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