I have no light s downstairs in my house, not sure what happened but it is not the fuse. could be the wireing problem. ..Oh no!! I live in darkness, I dont hav ethe money to repair them what can I...
Why is this big-nosed, talentless, lesbo pin-up, hideously annoying, flat-sounding, pre-menopausal, unfunny piece of northern meat so popular? Why, I ask ye, why?
Just spoke to a receptionist at the doctors. Receptionist asked who I'd like to be seen by, after a moment of trying to remember the doctors name I said , I can't remember her name, she goes 'erm' a...
Was looking at some notable epitaphs actually on tombstones. Two real crackers are. Mel Blanc. Thats all folks. Spike Milligan. I told you I was ill. I want mine to be. Hes not dead yet . What are...
Is there a higher proportion of child abusers among the catholic clergy than in normal society, or does it just seem this way because they are supposed to be pillars of the community/morals etc so...
Is there any tips you can give me on how to stop wasps eating the apples on my apple tree. I realize picking the apples off the tree or cutting the tree down would do the trick but the apples are not...
What do you think the world would be like with no borders, just one big country, one language, one government? I saw a geeza on the TV the other day who said that our fixation with countries and...
I have a severe fear of flying. I am going to Turkey next week and despite the doctor prescribing diazepam I know that this won't really help. Does anyone have any successful tips on dealing with...
I'm not sure if this should be posted here or not but here goes..My smoke detector beeps every 5 minutes or so but sometimes it goes for days with no beeps. It's wired to the mains so it aint a...