But I have decided that I am going to be a trappist monkey now and give up women as I like the idea of being apissed monkey. But I will have to take a vow of silence so I might not be able to talk to...
I know this is not a Chatterbank question but I didn't know where to stick it. [:o) I have listed an item on Ebay with a postage charge of £5. I have just bagged it up and I realise it will go...
Been brill on here tonight...........especially Knowknow, you are very funny .....in a comical way :)
Thanks for a lovely evening folks......catch you soon.
Sleep well xxx...
why do ebay have some catogories where you cannot charge any postage?? i sold a digital photo frame the other day and it cost me £5.50 to post and couldnt charge anything for it!
but here goes. I have problems with my ex wife, I am newly married again after a very messy divorce but my ex wife keeps stalking me and says she wants me to divorce my new wife and marry her again. I...
time today -- played snowballs with my dog , she loves to catch them in her mouth and is puzzled when they disintegrate. Tremendous fun, we ended up quite exhausted. Simple things amuse ---------- so...
I'm trying to think of all the classic ones... Penguins reside in the North Pole... The bigger they are, the harder they fall... (no... the bigger they are, the harder they hit you!) Take it away,...
i wasn't sure where to put this but humpty is an egg ....................or was he?? Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the King's horses, And all the King's men Couldn't...
like make a wish when you eat your first mince pie of Xmas?
or
get your ex mrs up the duff when you have married someone else?
c'mon own up the silly season is upon us....
... my shopping list. I AM going to drag my lazy posterior out of bed and go to the supermarket - the cupboard won't fill themselves !
What do you think I should put on my shopping list?...