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Hi, Help ,please, I have been sent a file as an attachement in an email, when I try to open this I get the following message, ' this file does not havea program associated with it for performing this...

SpookyMan

Is there..

Is there something good on telly tonight ?

tonyav

Dear grim reaper,

so far this year you have taken away my favorite celebrity Jade Goody, my favorite dancer Michael Jackson, my favorite actor Patrick Swayze and now my favorite singer Stephen Gateley. just so you...

TheEqualizer

Another Quickie!!......

A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a gin ....................................... and tonic." The bartender says "What's with the big pause?" The bear replies, looking...

docspock

The wife treats me like a dog

Harry moaning to his mate in pub about going home to find his wife in bed with the postman. "What did you do" says Tom. Harry......" I bit his leg"...

primula

Yahoo Messenger

Hi Can someone tell me how to permanently remove Yahoo Messenger - I have already removed it from my Control Panel and the icon, but it is still showing as a little smiling face on the taskbar and...

Bobbisox

Jokes should be banned from here

And so should the people who post them, I'M fed up, everytime I come on, some halfwit who thinks they are funny, spoils my day and posts what they call a chuckle!!! I think the Spare Ed should give...

Steve.5

Remember this guys

Spot the foreigner!

tonyav

Afternoon chuckle.

A farmer gets a call from his son who says, '' Dad I've just run over a pig. I'ts still alive, but stuck under the tractor. What should i do ?'' '' Shoot it and bury it.'' Replies the farmer. About an...

gina32

I.E icon missing

switched on pc and my i.e icon is missing from my desktop, does anyone know how to get it back? thanks

ahmskunnirt

Stephen Gateley: Is Catholic Church Two Faced?

Does it reek of double standards when the Catholic Church on the one hand preaches that homosexuality is "evil", but then affords a famous homosexual all the trappings, complete with bells...

gina32