You know, if a woman has lascivious(lustful) musings, is it liable to get her up the duff? Just imagine how many more unmarried mothers and absentee "thoughts"(fathers) there would be? Just...
I love internet shopping..................... Bought all my Xmas presents on line......the last ones were safely delivered about 2 weeks ago. My Xmas groceries are being delivered about 11am on the...
Today (Tuesday) Benitez is "guaranteeing" Liverpool a top 4 finish but I can't seem to find what he says will be the outcome if they don't finish that high. So just an empty promise, or did...
Hi, i work in a bar and recently one of our doormen was stabbed. A male was refused entry (due to blood from his ears) He came back to try get in but was refused again. He said"you better not be...
http://www.dailymail....-ginger-children.html Does anyone here think this card is offensive? I can't see what all the fuss is about,we hear blonde jokes every day so why not ones about ginger haired...
Would you like to? ... out of curiosity? I don't mean these skanky, fat, ugly blokes who appear in the cheap smut movies, with bored looking girls. I mean a proper, good looking, fit, tanned, absurdly...
Watching BBC Breakfast today, they showed a clip from interview with Simon Cowell, to be broadcast on Newsnight tonight, about his future plans. Apparently, his next big project is a political show in...
Thankfully I am not flying out to Spain with them on the 22nd Dec . However I can safely say that I would walk over hot coals rather than ever take a flight with them again. I pity the poor s0ds who...
That's our problem, isn't it. One handball and we are all (including me) full of indignation. But Rooney has cheated against ... ... Chelsea ... ... Arsenal ... ... ... Tottenham ... ... ... ... Vila...
Living with your in-laws? Maybe living in a a grubby council flat? Perhaps you have just lost your job and can no longer pay your mortgage? Or save as you may you just cannot save enough to get a...
Any suggestions for closing the snooker "Loophole" that came up in the Higgins/O'Sulivan semi? I suggest making any foul a miss after having already played at least one miss. Would that sort...
Am very sad and depressed this morning as my little dog nipped me on bottom mouth last night and quite a lot of blood spurted out for such a nip. I was covering the covers over him on the bottom of my...
I have frequently been afflicted by dreams that my teeth are loose or falling out, and also that I possess the ability to fly. When I fly I soar above the trees and rooftops and it's always sunny, but...
A few years ago during some interview after fist appearing on Top of the pops. He said that he had to ask his manager for an extra 2 or 3 quid a week for taxi fares as he was constantly being asked...
Im likening it to throwing toys out of prams as this is mainly happening whenever an argument or debate is taking place, Surely when you have an argument or debate you want to see it through and...
