Last week I was asked to dispose of two laptops as neither of them worked.... I asked the owner if I could get them going did she want them back. She said, no way as she was having a new one delivered...
Father O'reilly arrived at the Annual gathering of priests in Dublin... On the hotel reception was an attractive young lady...''Good afternoon father and welcome, I hope you enjoy your your stay....
A couple of months ago I opened an e-mail account with gawab.com. I have notified everyone of my new e-mail address. It's all been working great up until today...now I cant access my mail and I am...
Have recently upgraded and replaced my wired network, ISP, new router, quicker broadband etc...everything is working fine. My system is a Fujitsu Siemens which I would like to keep... Once in a while...
Just about to give a computer away...all I want to do is format the drive. I have taken the hard drive from the system and changed the jumper to slave. Then put it in my desktop as though it were a...
Dick had been in the Fire Service for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska - as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and...
Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side... With a 5kg potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long...
Yesterday I went to a customers house to fit some curtain poles...when I had finished she asked if I new anything about lights. She said her ceiling switch had pulled out of the ceiling...upon...
Changed my ISP yesterday...I have signed up with BE...It all went flawlessly. They sent a text to say my line was now active. I fitted the router and sat down ready for a battle, but before you know...
An old man, looking like his best days are past him walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a stunning young girl, model material, at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a...
After a British Airways flight reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: 'Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto. The...
A couple who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding they went out to...
If you were to move to a new ISP and this ISP does not provide an e-mail service... Who or what .. would be the best alternative way of receiving your mail ? I know there will be many providers...but...
They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked Mr. Brown if he would like to lead the discussion on the word ‘tragedy’. So the illustrious...
A little boy asks his dad: 'Where does poo come from?' His dad explains that food passes down the oesophagus to the stomach… Where digestive enzymes induce a probiotic reaction in the...
It was entertainment time at the Day Centre for the elderly and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude went to the...
Further to the previous question about capacity/usage...I am ..or was..with Tiscali. I am now researching which ISP to go with...BT want an 18 month contract, and BE will do a 12 month one. BE are...
Peter Robinson(NI First Minister)went to his optician complaining that his eyes have been watering for some time. His optician says " I think I know what the problem is, there's been something...
Billy is stuck in traffic on the M2 Motorway into Belfast, when a man knocks on the window of his car. Billy asks what's going on and is told that terrorists have kidnapped Jedward and are asking for...