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A Fact Of Life

After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F...
14:14 Sat 04th Nov 20172 answers, last by jno 14:17 Sat 04th Nov 2017
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Irish Lubricant

Murphy's old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come. He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at...
10:29 Fri 03rd Nov 20174 answers, last by marval 21:56 Fri 03rd Nov 2017
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Back To The Ussr

a comment from Naomi on a thread reminded me of an interview I saw this morning on the beeb. Steve Rosenberg had been tootling about Russia to find out about the 'glorious revolution' 100 years ago...
13:16 Thu 02nd Nov 201724 answers, last by ladybirder 19:02 Sun 05th Nov 2017
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Strange Rash On Left Forearm

you may think this should be over in health, but bear with me please. I found the cause yesterday evening and it's not a rash - it's the kitty-cat. He sits, well, sprawls on the bannister/balustrade...
08:37 Wed 01st Nov 201720 answers, last by Patsy33 12:38 Wed 01st Nov 2017
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Blooming 'eck

I know I can blether for Scotland, but honestly!! Was having a look through my profile for something or another and discovered I've answered 42,000 doodahs. I'm sure a lot more people have amassed a...
10:21 Mon 30th Oct 201727 answers, last by ducksie 17:49 Mon 30th Oct 2017
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Unpaid Invoices

I'll try to be succinct. The sons' pal was wondering about submitting invoices to various people/companies he will be doing work for. He was wondering if he took those unpaid invoices to a Bank, would...
14:35 Sat 28th Oct 201716 answers, last by EDDIE51 20:53 Sat 28th Oct 2017
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Jackdaw

am sorry to hear you are having difficulty rising from chair, have you thought about a recliner? FIL has one, charity shop, £150 and he wouldn't be without it for getting him to his feet to shuffle...
11:49 Tue 24th Oct 20177 answers, last by RATTER15 08:05 Wed 25th Oct 2017
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An Immoral Tea At Three

and why not? It could be right wing. Bearing in mind I'm wearing my hooped earnings, I can offer Onion and cheese scones, salmon voldy vends, cucumber and ham sandwishes, chicken and mayo wraps, ooh,...
14:03 Fri 20th Oct 201744 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:14 Fri 20th Oct 2017
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Letterbox

am sure we've all had the usual charity bags/takeaway leaflets through, but just had an interesting one. A copy of The New Testament, The Greatest Story Ever Told. blooming heck, how much did it cost...
12:58 Fri 20th Oct 201724 answers, last by atalanta 20:39 Fri 20th Oct 2017
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An Ab Bargain Hunt

hopefully, for a giggle. Who would you team up with and what would you search for? Who would you pair together? I'd pair Voltage and Patsy and send them off for hidden gems of jokes, as well as...
12:48 Tue 17th Oct 201761 answers, last by gness 11:40 Wed 18th Oct 2017
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Predictive Texr

the guy who invented it died yesterday His funfair is next monkey (Iknow, but am so sorry, every time I see a thread on AB about PT, I canny help myself!!)...
22:27 Sun 15th Oct 201723 answers, last by Patsy33 10:44 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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Porridge - Remake

just had the pleasure of watching episode 2. imo, utter tripe. Canned laughter no doubt and am not surprised about that. However, if it floats yer boat, then fine. Amy thoughts on Ep 2?...
21:13 Fri 13th Oct 201730 answers, last by Old_Geezer 07:07 Sat 14th Oct 2017
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Dish Washer Tablets

Anyone any recommendations please for brand/value for money? We're hoping our new-to-us one will be delivered if not today, then tomorrow and we've never had one before....
10:32 Thu 12th Oct 201764 answers, last by tamborine 17:04 Thu 12th Oct 2017
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A Trip Down Memory Lane

wouldn't be fair or right to take over a different thread. thanks to 10C for mentioning Eucryl toothpaste. the things you read on here and stir memories, of things in tins for example, Kiwi...
11:18 Fri 06th Oct 201770 answers, last by albaqwerty 19:12 Fri 06th Oct 2017
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Mint Taste From Lips

well, it's not really a taste, just a hint of an aroma and no, haven't got toothpaste all over the place. Licking lips and no, there's no taste, it's definitely just the aroma, been on-going for about...
13:50 Thu 05th Oct 20178 answers, last by Khandro 08:14 Fri 06th Oct 2017
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Nice Surprise Yesterday.

put hand in jacket pocket, pulled out a £10, very nice. Put boots on, hand back in pocket to take £10 out and put n purse. It was a fiver. hohum, however, it turns out in total it was £15. And no,...
11:00 Thu 05th Oct 201769 answers, last by mccfluff 14:30 Thu 05th Oct 2017
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Lawyers Don't Lie

A lawyer had a wife and 12 children and needed to move, as his rental agreement was coming to an end for the home where he lived, but was having difficulty in finding a new home. When he said he had...
09:34 Thu 05th Oct 20175 answers, last by Patsy33 11:09 Thu 05th Oct 2017
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Deadliest Massacre In The Us

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/las-vegas-isis-shooting-claims-stephen-paddock-responsibility-latest-a7978941. hope the link works are there are 2 threads running and neither title...
15:27 Mon 02nd Oct 201712 answers, last by anneasquith 17:57 Mon 02nd Oct 2017
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The Things You Hear When Shopping

and no, I wasn't eaves-dropping, she was chatting loudly to another woman. 'She' is a young mum, maybe early 20's and was complaining loudly to her mate about how she was expected to drop her son off...
12:11 Mon 02nd Oct 201741 answers, last by TWR 09:56 Tue 03rd Oct 2017
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Are The Us Finally Helping Its Citizens

in Puerto Rico? https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/28/us/jones-act-waived.html?mcubz=1...
09:16 Mon 02nd Oct 201713 answers, last by mikey4444 11:16 Mon 02nd Oct 2017

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