the person behind you in a check-out queue? You know, the one who's in such a rush that that keep shoving their trolley into your back to edge you down further, but you can't move forward as there are...
Pampered meself this morning, so didn't bake. What have we got this afternoon? A party platter of assorted chicken wings, dips, drumsticks, spicy ribs, 2 giant chocolate cakes, a bottle of martini,...
thanks to Come Dine, I've now a notion for cooking it.
Can't, not got the ingredients, but if and when you have it, do you go with the saffron rice or mashed spuds?...
Sorry, that;s the only way I can describe it.
It's a sharp stabbing pain 'up there' Doctor can't find anything wrong, but was wondering if the coil could be the problem?...
Checked the til receipt. Was overcharged (2 tins of tomatoes instead of one) Got my money back. Yippee!! (when unpacking shopping when I got home, she hadn't charged me for a packet of sausages)...
Had a phone call yesterday afternoon informing me that I was due compensation on a loan which I had taken out within the past 3 years. Err, I haven't taken a loan out. Her : Yes you have, our records...
Cucumber sandwiches Salmon sandwiches Tuna and tomato sandwiches. Chocolate cakes and empire biscuits, fruit scones and cheese scones. Shall I do crumpets? The usual tea, coffee, elderberry juice,...
Decided to re-arrange the dust bunnies, so far I've found 2 trainers (not matching) 1 flip-flop type sandal 1 pair of leg warmers (Not worn since the 70's or maybe 80's) I wish I still had my futon...
Woman goes to the doctor feeling a bit under the weather. Strip down to your undies says the Doctor. The woman duly does so, a lettuce leaf was protruding from the top of her knickers. Doctor asks 'Is...
The address is correct, it's mine. The name though is no-one I know. It's addressed to the Parent/Carer of (name) and from the NHS Screening Dept. It says so on the front of the envelope. Should I...