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the person behind you in a check-out queue? You know, the one who's in such a rush that that keep shoving their trolley into your back to edge you down further, but you can't move forward as there are...
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has anyone watched/seen this? What do you think? Personally, it's a load of bubblegum tv for the brain-dead....
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Pampered meself this morning, so didn't bake. What have we got this afternoon? A party platter of assorted chicken wings, dips, drumsticks, spicy ribs, 2 giant chocolate cakes, a bottle of martini,...
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thanks to Come Dine, I've now a notion for cooking it. Can't, not got the ingredients, but if and when you have it, do you go with the saffron rice or mashed spuds?...
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Sorry, that;s the only way I can describe it. It's a sharp stabbing pain 'up there' Doctor can't find anything wrong, but was wondering if the coil could be the problem?...
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Checked the til receipt. Was overcharged (2 tins of tomatoes instead of one) Got my money back. Yippee!! (when unpacking shopping when I got home, she hadn't charged me for a packet of sausages)...
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Had a phone call yesterday afternoon informing me that I was due compensation on a loan which I had taken out within the past 3 years. Err, I haven't taken a loan out. Her : Yes you have, our records...
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Cucumber sandwiches Salmon sandwiches Tuna and tomato sandwiches. Chocolate cakes and empire biscuits, fruit scones and cheese scones. Shall I do crumpets? The usual tea, coffee, elderberry juice,...
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Decided to re-arrange the dust bunnies, so far I've found 2 trainers (not matching) 1 flip-flop type sandal 1 pair of leg warmers (Not worn since the 70's or maybe 80's) I wish I still had my futon...
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I've heard, anecdotally, that toothache can indicate a heart problem. If you don't have any teeth, could gum-ache imply similar?...
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I wonder why Daniel doesn't offer Zara some of his Botox treatment to Zara? Apart from him being turned into a eunuch :-)...
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...to learn that the dog takes preference over him. Only had the dog for 7 years, why has it taken him so long to realise this?...
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She last posted 30th April, as far as I can see. Holidays maybe?...
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Tuesday :-) Sun's coming up with a smile on its face. Hope you all have a lovely day....
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Woman goes to the doctor feeling a bit under the weather. Strip down to your undies says the Doctor. The woman duly does so, a lettuce leaf was protruding from the top of her knickers. Doctor asks 'Is...
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I've a notion for that for me dinner, instead I'm doing cheeseburgers n chips. Anyone got any notions for their din-dins and having something else?...
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The address is correct, it's mine. The name though is no-one I know. It's addressed to the Parent/Carer of (name) and from the NHS Screening Dept. It says so on the front of the envelope. Should I...
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inspired by our lovely JJ For example, she has a nice figure = I'd like to get intimate :-) (starting off politely)...
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Wednesday, dry and potential for a lovely 1st of May. White rabbits and a pinch and a punch, first of the month to each :-)...
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Red sky here, eek, shepherds warning and all that. I think it's Tuesday, no doubt someone will tell me I'm wrong :-)...

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