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The Numpty Of The Month Award

goes to Mr Alba unless you can improve over the next 20 odd days. Him, storms into living room 'WHY is the student alba not at college??' Me, 'It's Wednesday' Him 'Ohh' (after a few moments of...
10:20 Wed 06th Feb 201342 answers, last by sibton 16:57 Wed 06th Feb 2013
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Tea At 3

what takes your fancy today? Some home made lentil soup with warm crusty bread if the weather is completely lousy. Toasted cheese and bacon sarnies? Hot chocolate with or with marshmallows? Tuck in xx...
15:02 Tue 05th Feb 201352 answers, last by lady-janine 16:59 Tue 05th Feb 2013
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Dinner Tonight?

Any plans? We're suffering a chicken risotto (home-made) the younger alba suggested Beef Stroganoff, which he doesn't tolerate, strange child....
16:23 Sun 27th Jan 201348 answers, last by Carakeel 21:01 Sun 27th Jan 2013
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Giant Gobstopper

It really is quite obscene. The younger alba bought i a couple of days ago, untouched by human hands. Anyone fancy a lick? It's the size of a cricket ball, why make something that size and call it a...
15:48 Wed 23rd Jan 201324 answers, last by lady-janine 16:33 Wed 23rd Jan 2013
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Steak And Ale Pie Or Steak And Kidley

for dinner tonight? I'm going for steak and ale. Never cooked one, so wish me luck please :-)...
15:35 Mon 21st Jan 201347 answers, last by albaqwerty 07:44 Tue 22nd Jan 2013
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Marmite On Toast

prompted by a thought from Tambo. Would it taste like twiglets?...
15:42 Sun 20th Jan 201337 answers, last by Slapshot 17:56 Sun 20th Jan 2013
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Blooming Cyclists

or as they are called in this house, sick-lists. What makes them think they can gaily sail through a green man whilst pedestrians are crossing? I'm taking a stick with me the next time I'm out....
14:52 Fri 18th Jan 201357 answers, last by ChillDoubt 20:23 Fri 18th Jan 2013
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Afternoon Tea

Well, we have a selection of French Fancies, and a home made choccy fudge cake. Shall I do sandwiches or just stick with the sausage rolls and chicken goujons. Wine and beer are in the usual places....
15:36 Thu 17th Jan 201325 answers, last by albaqwerty 16:02 Thu 17th Jan 2013
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Interruption To Water Supply

Fair dos, Essential work and maintenance must be carried out. Just had a notification, (well, about 5 mins ago) that the water is off tomorrow between 11am and 7pm. Great. Not even 24 hours notice....
15:06 Wed 09th Jan 201320 answers, last by albaqwerty 16:00 Wed 09th Jan 2013
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Giant Rubber Duck Ini Sydney Harbour

apparently it's a dress rehearsal for something. Twas on the news this morning when they'll be transforming it into a giant bath apparently. Why, oh why, did I think of gness?...
15:47 Sat 05th Jan 201338 answers, last by sunny-dave 18:11 Sat 05th Jan 2013
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Have We Had A Typo Of 2012 Award?

I seem to remember we used to have a weekly one in 2011. Also a silliest question of the week/month too....
15:27 Sat 05th Jan 201318 answers, last by tenrec 17:58 Sat 05th Jan 2013
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Am Offski To My Bed

Hope you all have sweet dreams and if you're back at work tomorrow, hope it's a good day for each. No question, just nice wishes to you all. Thank you for making 2012 fun and compassionate....
23:03 Tue 01st Jan 20136 answers, last by lady-janine 23:10 Tue 01st Jan 2013
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Pardon?

hah, I say he doesn't listen tom. Cleaning my specs, the lens popped out of one of them. Mr A : The blue bins go out tonight don't they. Me : Yep, thought you were doing the bin later? Him: What you...
20:13 Fri 28th Dec 201211 answers, last by albaqwerty 20:24 Fri 28th Dec 2012
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Pass Me Another Box Of Tissues

please. Fiddler on the Roof, I'm a sucker for it....
15:19 Thu 27th Dec 201222 answers, last by marval 18:36 Thu 27th Dec 2012
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Scuzzbuckets

or scumbags, call them what you will. Read a letter in a paper last week, a Christmas wreath was stolen from a rave, then an Ab'er posted about similar happenings and this morning Welshyorkie texted...
15:14 Mon 24th Dec 201217 answers, last by wendilla 18:08 Mon 24th Dec 2012
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Need A Mini Rant

The BIl from hell is back here for 2 weeks. He really is the most serious pain in the tonsils. We all take care of his dad in our own various ways and routines which suits my FIL. He comes home and...
15:20 Sun 23rd Dec 201219 answers, last by lady-janine 17:38 Sun 23rd Dec 2012
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I Blame Gness

it's all her fault I'm turning into a maimer. The poor checkout lass yesterday in the supermarket, stabbed her with one of my fingernails. The lass in the chemist this morning stapled her finger but...
14:24 Sat 22nd Dec 201217 answers, last by albaqwerty 15:09 Sat 22nd Dec 2012
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Peace And Quiet Here

the young albas are staying out tonight, Mr alba is at his dad's/ so it's just you lot and me. Can we play twister? (never played it before!)...
19:43 Fri 21st Dec 201214 answers, last by owdhamer 21:57 Fri 21st Dec 2012
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Text Deciphered For The Mature Person

I know it's been posted before but couldn't find it. ATD – At the Doctor’s AIID – Am I Incontinent? Depends BFF – Best Friend’s Funeral BTW – Bring the Wheelchair BYOT – Bring Your Own...
15:45 Tue 18th Dec 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 21:23 Tue 18th Dec 2012
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He's Home From A Work's Night Out

The younger alba that is. He says he feels fine but his body isn't. LOL, he's nearly 19 for pity's sake!! No stamina these youngsters....
16:16 Sat 15th Dec 201212 answers, last by Dickythecook 17:10 Sat 15th Dec 2012

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