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Good Morning..................who'd 'a thunk it ?

Woke up, decided I fancied a cigarette but it's just started raining outside (I don't smoke in the house) so thought I'd post the 'morning thread'........ I don't promise to be here all morning, but...

ladyalex

Any suggestions for what to take to a new Mum who's a bit down?

I'm going to visit a friend who has just had her second baby. She had a section, her toddler has been quite unwell, and her own mother is ill also. I'm going round tomorrow to take the baby out for a...

hellymyname

How to get the guy who flirts with everyone?

I really like this guy who flirts with everyone.. he always has quite a few girls trying it on with him, but he never actually does anything with them at parties and stuff.. i will be seeing him at a...

Panic Button

Grumpy Old Thread

Anyone fancy a good moan? I'll start. When I type an e mail address, it is all in lower case so I can type it with one hand, except I have to use two hands for the @ which needs the shift pressed....

granny grump

finish the saying

8 ?????? and expect 15 Tired as a wee ??? 17 ?????? thoughts are best 20 ????? will be serves 21 Twisted like a ????????? As always any help gratefully received...

Scarlett

What does it cost to hire a portaloo?

I'm doing some filming at the weekend at a church with no loo in the middle of nowhere! I feel I ought to provide a porta loo, like at festivals, but just one. Any idea what that would cost? Sorry-...

fiona82

Lump of bone- continued...

Hi guys, i posted a question on here a few weeks ago about my weird boney lump that was giving me some pain on my hand, so thought id update you, ive been to see a specialist today, he gave me an...

Changing_man

FAO alba

http://tinypic.com/4dukbsi1...

McMouse

A TRIP TO ASDA

Yesterday I was at my local ASDA buying a large bag of Purina dog food for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she...

buddha01

why do people feel drawn to use the upstairs bathroom to take a toilet?

I house share, its a nice surberban four room house with a typical garage kitchen to the back of the house and nice quite toilet on the ground floor out of the way. My room is on the top floor next to...

Changing_man

should that lovable

noknow be banned?

slinky.kate

friend asking to borrow money

my friend phoned me today for a loan of a couple of hundred pounds,she still owes me a hundred so i said i dont know if i have eneugh,i'm sure she knew i was lying but i.m just getting fed up her...

john1066

The Weakest Link..

Going for my audition tomorrow.....Any advice?....Be gentle with me...x

marval

Growing wild

There is this guy who really takes care of his body; he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day. One morning, he looks into the mirror and admires his body. He notices that he is really sun tanned...

David Black

Good morning all its a beautiful day

Morning all from the pale imitation or the WBM. Lovely day here in Market Harbough with no rain in sight, for now!...

moonraker558

One wish

If I could grant you one wish what would it be?

hindle-a

daily record

saoirs

sunday business post

11a Asian plaything [5,4] a?i?a ?o?l 21d Poison used to secure some stitching [7] ?em???? 33a the herald is a source of urban tears it seems [4,5] t??? ????r many thanks in advance...

seekeerz

Where is .......

Our happy earlybird, waterboatman ??? Has he gone off on one of his barges up/down the canal !!! Or has the canal over flowed and washed him away - I do hope not, he's the one bright spark in the...

chickenfarmer

round the world quiz help please!!

My mum and i are doing well but stuck on a few, all answers are place names or could be famous buildings. 1 perfume (5) 2 large aga (3,4) 3 city of love and song (6) 4 end of the line (11) there are...

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