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Mad Over 50`s Club

At the risk of being presumptious and with no sign of ladyalex thus far , I am throwing the doors open and will endeavour to arrange some entertainment etc Mutter, mutter, mutter

Kefalonia

Compare the ***** Market.com

Am I the only person who's sick to the teeth of this irritating advert with the German (?) speaking puppets? Every single commercial break ......... AAAaarrggh!

mightyWBA

DFS sale

Another day another DFS flippin' sale :-( Surely they would save more money by advertising when they hadn't got a sale on??????

carron81

Pregnant :)

hi found out i'm pregnant. still in the early stages. think about 4 or 5 weeks, very happy. not telling anyone yet but had to get it off my chest

Harry-Wragg

Hi there, I read somewhere along the line that you had been 'banned' for posting too many answers. Is this true? It seems to me that if it is, the bounds of absurdity have been well and truly (I'll...

leggysreturn

legends thank funk its friday thread 1

Hi folks . Well fank funk its friday again. What have you to thank funk for ? Share your thoughts with all and sundry . ??? DIDDY THAT HELP YIE THE NOOOOO ?????

MWB

Scary Washing machine for sale.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?i d=223309871&ed=true This is going viral. Scroll down for the questions & answers as well. We kiwis are funny! This guy is brilliant!!!!

poodicat

Ethel The Oracle??

Any news of the dame of answerbank??

HillyHugger

A bear walks into a bar

and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't give beer to bears in bars." The bear replies, "If you don't give me a beer, I'll eat that lady over there." The bartender says,...

afcjan

Bank Account

sorry I have looked around for where to post this but cant find a suitable category so here goes:-) can anyone tell me how easy it is to change your bank account to another bank, and are there any...

ummmm

Roast Duck

What would you serve it with? I was thinking roast veg and dolphinoise (sp) Or should I do plain spuds and a sauce..? I can't make up my mind.

4getmenot

Ive just cried

I'm getting too soft in my old age

McMouse

If time heals all wounds,

Why have I still got a belly-button?

mccfluff

trying not to laugh

why when you know you shouldn't, you end up in hysterics a rep just came in and told me oil light had come on and could i 'help him with his dipstick' which isn't that funny at all unless you have my...

DebsyDoo

Mashed potato in cake . . . !! ???

Hello everybody ! Is anyone watching River Cottage ? They just made a cake with mashed potato in it , as a way of using up left-overs !! ??? Must admit, I wouldn't have thought of that one ! Whatever...

poodicat

Cant Get Him Out Of His Shed!!

Well its true men are wed to there sheds!!

anotheoldgit

Communists curb free speech?

I know this has been posted previously, but I feel that I must personally object to the disgusting demonstration that took place outside 'The Mother Of Parliament' the very core of democracy that has...

sqad617

Midwives and the Delivery

Once upon a time, the delivery was at the behest of nature, but unfortunately was almost always in the middle of the night and invariably with some "needlework" to be done to the perineum, but now,...

imhotep

75th Anniversary of a cartoon character

Hello peeps!! Do you know which cartoon character celebrates his 75th Anniversary today? Fancy some clues....... Well,he made his debut on June 9,1934 in a Silly Symphony cartoon...... Tell you more...

bamberger

How much will a new kitchen add to house price?

I'm trying to sell my house for ?280k but no offers so far. Estate agents and Zoopla suggest the price is right for the property in its current state -but viewers feedback is that the kitchen is tired...

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