I'm sorry if i've offended you. No offence meant. But can nobody see my point about pondering on the past and worrying over things that are never going to happen?
If you take your first pets name and you mothers maiden name you get your porn star name - have a go From now on in i wish only to be addressed as Lady Burton!
Has anyone noticed that jelly babies are now all different, and on the box they have a little profile with their name and what they are like. I now feel really sad when eating them as they are...
Whats is everyone having for dinner? Tonight my boyfriend is working late so I don't need to cook anything for him.. it will just be me and my housemate but I don't want to cook for him coz he doesn't...
A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk. A man came in and asked the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?" The farmer shook his head and...
Its the one about jamie oliver and its the first news question i've posted and i'm feeling a bit, well distraught that no one has answered me yet. thank you kindly.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/4287712.stm Understanding the need for change in school dinners for kids, but doesn't it make you a bit uneasy that Government had to watch a TV programme before...
My company is closing down and I'm being made redundant in December....but people are leaving every week... every body is packing up around me and its my boss' last day tomorrow.. I'm very tearful!
LIFE EXPLAINEDOn the first day God created the cow.God said, "You must go to field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give...
This link is actually hilarious. Make sure you have the sound on and watch the little guy in the white shirt... he is loving life. Lol http://www.boreme.com/bm/APR04/a/m_the_best/fr.htm
Have you done anything recently that's suddenly made you feel very young or very old? Amusing tales very welcome. :-) I'll tell you mind in answers! :-)