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Aliflum where are you?

I've got another hour to kill and i'm bored rigid!

Something to make the ladies feel better.

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tomo83

Fancy Dress Ideas

Me and AliFlump r off to a fancy dress party next week and have no idea what to go as. It being well before halloween that stuff is kinda out. Any ideas from anyone?

nedflanders

I've always wondered what you guys look like?

Is there any way of posting pictures of yourselves?

georgit79

Notches on the bedpost....

Gentlemen, how many do you think is a respectable number of notches: a) for a woman to have on her bedpost b) for a man to have on his ?

Champagne

Here's an example question:-Unary OperatorsThe - (minus) and the ' (not) are also referred to as "Unary" operators and may be used in arithmetic expressions. When used in this way they apply to the...

mr. piper

Terrible thing to happen!!!

A while ago, i asked the ladies on the AB how they could justify wearing short skirts. Someone did seem to think i was a pervert, nevertheless the girl friend of mine that made me ask the question,...

hannahjo

Has anyone noticed�

That you never seem to see any Chinese people eating in an Indian restaurant? I wander why?

nicola_red

God damnit

We're really short staffed this morning and I'm gonna have to go down to the counter and face the public...and we have a matinee on too...urgh. Any 'interesting' customer comments will be...

ineedahobby

Whats the oldest thing in your fridge?

I've got salad cream in mine thats been there so long I'm thinking of charging it rent.

AliFlump

Hello

Any1 in?

steg

another joke?

man goes to fancy dress party dressed only in a pair of y fronts, when asked what he was ment to be,he replied a premature ejaculatiun.. hows that he was asked..well i just came in my pants he...

Gooner_Badge

It's uncanny how some of these old sayings are true.

'Absence makes the heart grow fonder', said my wife as she waved goodbye to me on the way to spend a month with her mother. Since then I have grown quite fond of my next door neighbour. I actually...

georgit79