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Transporting A Snake

I am planning on getting a royal python, I am going to check the snake and its viv out tonight. What is the best way to transport a snake? I have read that putting it in a pillowcase is the least...
16:25 Mon 15th Apr 201328 answers, last by ChuckFickens 12:47 Thu 18th Apr 2013
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Crossword Questions Will Have To Be My Entertainment

Toddled off to get the paper, came home to find all inserts missing. Went back to the shop and leafed through the other Times papers, no inserts either. I politely explained to the assistant that I...
07:52 Sat 13th Apr 20137 answers, last by bibblebub 15:23 Sat 13th Apr 2013
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Water On Socket?

When plugging in the kettle about 20 minutes ago, I am certain that I felt a splash back of water. The plug socket is next to the kitchen sink. Being rather sleep deprived,I might have imagined the...
19:05 Mon 08th Apr 20134 answers, last by AlwaysConfused 19:17 Mon 08th Apr 2013
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Glow Worm

I saw this earlier, it made me smile: I wish I were a glow worm, A glow worm's never glum. 'Cause how can you be grumpy, When the sun shines outta your bum!?!...
13:37 Sun 31st Mar 20134 answers, last by mallyh 07:57 Mon 01st Apr 2013
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Salmon In Lime And Chilli Sauce

I've marinaded some salmon fillets in a sauce, made with tomato, ginger, garlic, onions, dill, hot chillies (bhut jolokia) and lime. It has quite a kick to it. I wasn't really thinking ahead this...
10:34 Wed 13th Mar 201316 answers, last by belrec 10:00 Thu 14th Mar 2013
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Night Shifts And Sleeping

I bagged a job I was after (yippee), I will be starting night shifts in a couple of weeks, but I am fretting on how/when I will sleep. I will ask the other colleagues at work for advice, but I...
01:06 Fri 01st Mar 20133 answers, last by AlwaysConfused 01:22 Fri 01st Mar 2013
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Red Faced

A ginger walks into a store and asks 'do you have shampoo for normal hair?' 'I guess it's a present?', the assistant replies......
21:15 Fri 01st Feb 20134 answers, last by sir.prize 17:40 Sat 02nd Feb 2013
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A Stinker

I just dropped a horrific fart in the apple store. Everyone's pissed off, but it not my fault they don't have windows
20:06 Sun 13th Jan 201312 answers, last by dfgeroigoidfg 01:11 Mon 14th Jan 2013
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Oh Deer

Is this a wind up or is the lady a little confused? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFCrJleggrI&feature=share...
07:22 Sat 12th Jan 20135 answers, last by Zacs-Master 11:21 Sat 12th Jan 2013
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The Way People Are Getting High

OMG, I am quite shocked, the things people will do to get a high! I came across this accidentally, apparently lads are doing this too! Alcohol is for drinking, for enjoying. This is so wrong!...
17:13 Thu 10th Jan 201328 answers, last by Kiki-frog 20:59 Thu 10th Jan 2013
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Bill Date For Direct Debit

Have a Virgin direct debit, which according to my bill is due out on the 10th, I get payed on the 11th. Haven't been payed since before Christmas, so thought I may have to feed some money into my...
11:04 Wed 09th Jan 20133 answers, last by AlwaysConfused 11:44 Wed 09th Jan 2013
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Shockwave Flash Has Crashed

Over the last couple of weeks, the following displays on my screen: Shockwave flash has crashed. Then, unsurprisingly my computer crashes. I've gone onto about:plugins to identify the problem, but...
10:01 Fri 04th Jan 20136 answers, last by kloofnek 08:15 Sat 23rd Feb 2013
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Darts

I so want Taylor to win, but with van Gerwen being 2-0 up, it's looking less likely. Any early predictions?...
20:54 Tue 01st Jan 201341 answers, last by bernie6969 05:06 Thu 03rd Jan 2013
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Arnie And Sly

A director is screen-testing Arnold Schwartzenegger and Sylvester Stallone for a new film about classical composers. Not having figured out whom to give what role, he asks Sly who he would like to be....
11:32 Sun 30th Dec 201221 answers, last by thetaliesin 14:26 Wed 02nd Jan 2013
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Lovely Jubbly

Feeling full after a big roast dinner, a bottle of champagne, two glasses of wine and a few ciders. Anyone else a little tipsy yet? I'm off for a traditional Christmas post roast kip whilst watching...
14:33 Tue 25th Dec 20122 answers, last by sibton 14:37 Tue 25th Dec 2012
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Drunken Stumble, Cut Toe Advice?

Just got home to find OH hobbling about and blood all over the floor. It seems he has decided to celebrate Christmas early and has managed to badly cut the side of his big toe (although he doesn't...
16:04 Sat 22nd Dec 201210 answers, last by Sqad 16:23 Sat 22nd Dec 2012
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My Poor Lawn

Mary looks out her kitchen window and sees that a mole has practically destroyed the back lawn, so she tells her husband, Paddy, to go out and kill it and to show no mercy. After ten minutes, Paddy...
23:29 Fri 21st Dec 20125 answers, last by Starbuckone 09:35 Sat 22nd Dec 2012
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Computer For A Technophobe

I have bought OH a laptop for Christmas. As he is not very good on computers, I have decided to set it up ready. As it has Windows 8, I played around on it this morning so I can help him with the...
11:42 Thu 20th Dec 201212 answers, last by squarebear 22:31 Thu 20th Dec 2012
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He Wished He Hadn't Bragged

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections. He uses the name at every...
11:38 Wed 12th Dec 20121 answer, last by marval 15:40 Wed 12th Dec 2012

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