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Ano-rexia

nightclub the other night

I was clubbing the other night and I was totally pissed.this bloke walked past and said "Duck my sick!" I said, "You're drunk - don't you mean suck my d ick?" HE puked all over me...
19:44 Sat 24th Jul 20109 answers, last by sigma_bloke 20:20 Sat 24th Jul 2010
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Ano-rexia

i'm making a luverly eggnog

i've no eggs, or milk or cream but i have bourbon, brandy and nutmeg so here goes. wish me luck...
19:37 Sat 24th Jul 20102 answers, last by Ano-rexia 19:39 Sat 24th Jul 2010
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overthetop

smoking

NoMercy posted an excellent question about smoking in public places. It may well be a nuisance to many, but if it is removed from your immediate area, why do you have a problem?
18:07 Sat 24th Jul 201077 answers, last by ABconsultant 21:56 Sat 24th Jul 2010
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mollykins

Picking a dogs nose

Have you ever picked a dogs nose? I had to get tweezers to pull a huge solid one out of molly's nose that was annoying her....
13:53 Sat 24th Jul 201013 answers, last by mollykins 21:19 Sun 25th Jul 2010
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sigma_bloke

joepuke

I have now changed my avatar, is this one better for you then? Dont you just hate it when the l is right below the p on the qwerty board and you hit the wrong one and cannot be bothered to change it....
17:30 Sat 24th Jul 201030 answers, last by sigma_bloke 22:43 Sat 24th Jul 2010
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poodicat

Ballotine Of Chicken Stuffed with Black Pudding

My son made this dish,had some chicken gravy with it,but although it was nice,felt like something was lacking,any suggestions what kind of gravy or sauce would go well with it?
19:15 Sat 24th Jul 201014 answers, last by 20SilkCut 11:44 Sun 25th Jul 2010
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Ano-rexia

My fat smelly OH beats me

Should I leave him?
19:05 Sat 24th Jul 201010 answers, last by Brinjal 19:30 Sat 24th Jul 2010

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