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All the lavatories have been stolen from Scotland Yard

..police have nothing to go on.

Partners Symptoms

Hi, I am starting to get my worried about my partner and like a lot of men, he doesnt want to go to the doctor. I was just wondering if anyone else has had similar symptoms. He has a headache every...

vibrasphere

yogi

where is the bear? who was the last one to hear from the bear? is he raising roofs and turning steel wheels?...

jomifl

nocturnal beeping creature, any idea what it could be?

At night in southern France I often hear a nocturnal creature that beeps at regular interval producing a clear tone of E5 ie. about 660hz for about 0.25 seconds every 3 seconds. Sometimes I can hear...

eyethenkyew

Mother Lets 12yo Daughter Have Sex.

Is this woman, who put her daughter on the pill at age 11, and who now allows her, at 12, to have sex with a 14yo boyfriend, fit to be a parent? She's condoning the boy to commit unlawful sexual...

Answerprancer

Funic me!!! just had a horrible experience.

My cat just brought in a mouse, I did what I usually do - mouse appeared uninjured - so I tried to round it up by hand up for release and it darted up my trouser leg ! I hobbled downstairs (drunk coz...

oscarina

Funicular

What a great expressive word when you can't use use the real F word notice a lot of Answerbankers use it! What other words are expressive witout being offensive!...

TheHydraIsDown

Hiya everyone new here.

In the name of fun are any of you interested in playing a little game?

Answerprancer

Missing threads???

What happened to the thread with the tongue twisters? and the one about swollen balls? Do we have a polterghoost?...

Swede-in-need

Heavy testicles when you have'nt had sex in a while

They say that you have heavy balls when you have'nt had sex in a little while. Do the testicles fill up with sperm and are indeed heavier? When is the saturation point when they can't fill up any more...

sara3

apostrophes

I am surprised to see so many new site users who, quite coincidentally, don't know where to put an apostrophe. how strange. just for the record, an apostrophe generally replaces a missing letter. for...

ruthie

Loose key on a laptop keyboard

The letter "H" on my keyboard is loose and it is hit and miss as to whether it prints or not! Any way of fixing it or should I leave well alone and take it back to supplier?

marval

Twso

A 2nd grade teacher decides to teach sex education. to her class. She starts out by drawing a penis on the chalk board and asks the class, "Does anyone know what this is?" And little Johnny...

my4ds

aspartame info

does anyone know of any other info out there on this subject.

anotheoldgit

Unbelievable

http://tinyurl.com/3xyzvqr Words cannot describe these two, evil scum, savages, mentally deficient, sadistic, all fall into insignificance when describing them. It is only by a miracle that they...

Selfridge81

Help!!

Just drank a glass of Apple Juice from Concentrate out of date 30th July!! Will i become feel unwell? Wish look at the date before drink it.

secsee1

Try this..

I know this has been done before & is now ''old hat'' but I wonder how many of you can do this simple test & score high marks? (honest answers only) click on the link.....

BondageBob

Does anyone know of any good bondage chat rooms?

As im into S&M Id like to meet and own a submissive gimp in a box

bibblebub

Putting contact lenses in

I am effectively new to doing this and whilst I was able to do this quite readily at the opticians yesterday, today (1st time at home) the right one required about half a dozen goes whereas the left...

Eejits

Hi my name is Boris

Boris gump and I like to draw with my cray ons and then put on my running shoes and run and run and run. Then give Give Jen ney a bloody good seeing to up the rear bumper. What do you like to do?...

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