How do you enter a house of commons select committee room in a conspicuous striped jersey carrying an even more conspicuous plateful of shaving foam ? It's supposed to be one of the most secure...
... George Carlin who died in 2008 was occasionally non.pc and allways very funny. This clip is a few mins long but stay with it and enjoy as George takes us through the 'airline safety procedure'
im 18 im from canada alberta edmonton city, i see alot of scummy people here and grew up around criminals and suffering addicts poverty and general losers, in my 18 years being on earth iv grown to...
you feel better, why don't i. you are advised to eat more fruit and vegetables, cut down on snacking, fatty foods, stop eating butter, change to low fat spread. So now what, it should make me feel a...
Good morning,Hpefully some one can help me with these questions?,many thanks. 1; Blotting your copy book. 2; Far too much. 3; Insect/Royal/Fuel. 4; Just what the doctor ordered 5; Christmas Royalty....
16a. dirty mark returned examples with mud(6)s?u?g? 19a.softie tom jones was keen on it(8)????y?a? 25a.toe?it,s almost a myth(6)?e?e?? 26a.poor people may not shave off????-n??? 19d.random fire...
Which Sunday paper did you buy yesterday?
I bought the Sunday Express which I wasn't very impressed with, so will try the Sunday telegraph next week....
1 What is the wembley link. Trevor Radcliff, Arthur Caiger & Frank Rae 2 Liverpool are the only English European cup winners not to have done what 3Dino Zoff, Socrates, Gerson, Jack Charlton,...
Gullible Dave firstly invited the man bunging cash payments to police officers to be his PR guru despite all the warnings, then continues to follow Murdoch's tune today. Is it time for Cameron to...
We've just had a CV in from a girl who has taken a year out after completing her degree and now wants to enter the job market. Great A Level results - and a 2.1. But....her A Levels are in Textiles,...
While waiting at the bus stop this morning, we noticed a fluttering of wings on the ground and there was a lime hawk moth trying desperately to flap its wings and get airborne - to no avail - and then...
I've just spent the last two hours using a hammer and screw driver to try nd do this and it's not working. The two pieces of wood are stuck together to the floor in the space where my washing machine...
On his own website Novak Djokovic spells his name Dokovic. Why then does the media insert the letter J? Could it be the same reason they pronounce all foreign Davids as Davvid and the Dutch Football...
A friend has dropped some kohl pencil on my pale cream carpet. It was one of those wind up pencils and it crumbled. It`s rubbed in now. Before I attack it with some Vanish, I just wondered if anyone...