The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a Vacuum Cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death. I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there...
THE WORLDS WORST COP JOKE Quasimodo, the demented bell ringer of Notre Dame, put an ad in the papers for a assistant bell ringer. One man applied for the job but he had no arms. "How are you going to...
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little boy next door. The little boy is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side. He is wearing...
can't help thinking the BBC are doing all they can to help him win In fact, I thought he was rubbish this weekend, certainly no better than Anthony Ogogo. I'd love to see Katie Derham and Jeremy Vine...
Okay, this is getting ridiculous. They've been talking about Bake Off on the radio all day. And I texted a friend this evening to ask if she fancied a drink in the town, and she said ... Could I wait...
I don't mind getting texts to remind me of an appointment but today they've sent me a survey asking how likely would I be to recommend my Doctor's Surgery to family and friends if they needed similar...
Bought a box of pulled duck from Morrisons. It said it was pulled duck on the box. When I opened it there were two uncooked duck legs and a sachet of sauce. Instructions said cook in the oven and then...
1 Shockwave (whatever it does) seems to stop regularly and I have to stop the programme, is there an alternative to this? it seems to freeze the screen not sure why it does this. 2. I've downloaded...
Leaving aside the ethics of whether a pregnant women should or shouldn't smoke, is an unborn child classed as under 18 for the purposes of this new law, or does a baby have to be born to be classed as...
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/09/30/woman-mistakes-expanding-builders-foam-hair-mousse_n_8219004.html
Looks like a joke that backfired to me....
corbyn is getting flak over saying we dont need nuclear weapons and would not push "the button" well done him no other European country has the except France so what would they do if threatened ?...
I've had to use the IPad my vista laptop has been invaded with some mega bug a couple of days ago i clicked on a Mozilla notice that said my drivers are out of date which has given me a mass of stuff...
as I have been having problems with my current glasses. They had a deal, two pairs for £85....now, choosing one pair was problematic, choosing two pairs was way too much for me. Decisions, decisions!...