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Lost Microsoft Standard Office Edition 2003

I have lost my Microsoft Standard Office Edition 2003. Do I have to buy an expensive new one or can I buy second hand. Sorry bit of a technophobe! Thanks
20:19 Thu 16th Jun 20163 answers, last by Aytee 17:42 Sat 18th Jun 2016
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Utility Warehouse Distributor

Afternoon all! Does anybody work as a Utility Warehouse distributor? If so, is it any good? I often hear about how good it is but never how bad. Thanks...
17:02 Fri 17th Jul 20151 answer, last by MTbowels 18:08 Fri 17th Jul 2015
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Cervical Smears

Please can someone put Mrs Aytee's mind at rest. She had her last cervical smear test at 49 in 2012 when they were every three years. She has received a letter saying she is due for another one now....
15:45 Thu 18th Jun 201529 answers, last by woofgang 13:57 Sun 21st Jun 2015
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Toilet Seat Troubles

I need to replace a toilet seat in our downstairs loo. I have removed the seat and it would appear that the plumber installed it with the seat attached (clever eh?) This would not be a problem...
21:05 Fri 05th Dec 20148 answers, last by Aytee 20:10 Tue 30th Dec 2014
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Love's Theme

Is there another vocal version of Love's Theme other than the one by Love Unlimited? I heard one the other day and it is by a female group (like the Supremes) Any ideas? Thanks!
01:33 Tue 25th Nov 20142 answers, last by Aytee 01:48 Tue 25th Nov 2014
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Name Of Michael Jackson / Jackson 5 Song

Can anyone assist with the title of this song please. One of the lines goes "shooby dooby dooby do bah bah" and then repeated. I am almost certain it is early Michael Jackson / Jackson 5. Thanks!...
16:16 Fri 08th Aug 201422 answers, last by Aytee 10:01 Tue 19th Aug 2014
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Is This A Good Idea?

I have recently retired and, whilst I am financially okay, I would like to make a little bit of money plus have a change of scenery every now and then. I have heard that people will pay to do house...
17:15 Sun 08th Jun 201416 answers, last by Aytee 15:35 Mon 09th Jun 2014
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The Demise Of The Great British Pub

My wife and I went on a country walk today and we thought at the end we would drive to a village a few miles away to have a pub lunch. It was over 10 miles before we FOUND a pub and that was in a...
18:05 Tue 05th Feb 201339 answers, last by em10 15:54 Wed 06th Feb 2013
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Monkey

Monkey in the jungle holding a banana. He calls out "Anyone got a tin opener?" Parrot says "You don't need a tin opener for a banana" Monkey says "No it's for the...
08:24 Thu 04th Oct 20121 answer, last by Jemisa 11:24 Thu 04th Oct 2012
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Braille

I went to a Braille opticians today. Difference is that instead of reading letters there are a lot of raised dots on the wall that get smaller. Anyway I could not make out the bottom lines. The...
08:15 Thu 04th Oct 20123 answers, last by Georgiesmum 22:13 Thu 04th Oct 2012
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3 more jokes

I was watching Jurassic park the other day, when I thought, "Not only does my son have a stupid name, but he's also a rubbish driver". If there was a competition for saggy boobs, my wife...
23:43 Wed 03rd Oct 20122 answers, last by ll_billym 09:52 Thu 04th Oct 2012
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Waddle

Lord Ponsenby Smyth is in the bath and calls for his butler Waddle. “I say Waddle, could you fetch me a whisky and a newspaper please, there’s a good chappie”. Waddle says certainly...
23:33 Wed 03rd Oct 20124 answers, last by ll_billym 12:28 Thu 04th Oct 2012
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Work

Two guys are chatting. One says "Who do you work for?" The other says "I work for Jesus" "What, the Lord Jesus?" No - Dairylea Cheeses...
23:00 Wed 03rd Oct 20122 answers, last by Brinjal 06:20 Thu 04th Oct 2012
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Success

A lady is passing a building when she sees a sign saying "Ladies, climb the ladder to success" Curious, she goes inside and sees a ladder. She climbs up the ladder to the next floor and sees...
22:57 Wed 03rd Oct 20123 answers, last by McMouse 23:04 Wed 03rd Oct 2012
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Pill

Maggie O' Reilly goes to the doctors and she said "Doctor, I've forgotten to take my contradictive pill" He said "You're ignorant" She said "Yes three months"...
22:53 Tue 02nd Oct 20124 answers, last by Aytee 05:33 Thu 04th Oct 2012
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Crossword

Crossword clue - seven letters contains 3 "U"s I thought "That's unusual"...
22:44 Tue 02nd Oct 201216 answers, last by Starbuckone 19:56 Wed 03rd Oct 2012
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Spanjsh Farm

After getting caught breaking into a Spanish farm, I was held at gun point and told if i want to live i have two choices. "Either you make love to one of my cows or my brother makes love to...
22:27 Tue 02nd Oct 20125 answers, last by Starbuckone 19:54 Wed 03rd Oct 2012
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And 2 more before I go

I was in the shop today, and there was a little boy crying because he wanted some chocolate buttons. "I haven't got enough money," his mother said to him. "I've got some spare change on...
18:45 Sun 30th Sep 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 23:58 Sun 30th Sep 2012
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3 more jokes

Whenever I write a letter to someone, I add a footnote briefly explaining Ohm's law. It's my P.S. de resistance. I saw a busker with no arms today singing so badly I offered him a fiver to stop. But...
18:07 Sun 30th Sep 20126 answers, last by Starbuckone 23:57 Sun 30th Sep 2012
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Mozart

"Wolfgang Mozart" shouted Mozart's friend "What?" said Mozart And they were eaten by a gang of wolves...
18:00 Sun 30th Sep 20121 answer, last by Starbuckone 23:55 Sun 30th Sep 2012

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