We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe. So I...
you know me so well,and yet not one of you einsteins have even came close into having even an inkling of who i am?actually only one of you yesterday came kind of close hahahahaaa! my writing styles...
Bethlem has been a part of London since 1247, first as a priory for the sisters and brethren of the Order of the Star of Bethlehem, from where the building took its name. Its first site was in...
Bob wanted to write a poem As long as long can be, To break the world record For length of poetry. He built sentences all day And dreamt of words at night, For the most fantastic poem Bob did long to...
"My name is John Loengard. I'm recording this because we may not live through the night. They're here, they're hostile, and powerful people don't want you to know. History as we know it is a lie." -...
badcompany Sat 03/01/09 19:11 Evening all, what are your plans for tomorrow? I have pampered myself today with a facemask, body scrub and applied fake bake ready for my night out tomorrow, sat here...
why has michael and latoya jackson thought it was a good idea to steal their garden gnomes noses and have it surgically placed onto their faces? can they even get any air into their lungs with those...
JEEZUZ CHRISTMAS! what on earth is davina mcCall wearing? it looks like a cross between a ''pete burns gorilla skin coat'' and feathers she's just found after a crow massacre!