I'm having Monkfish Saag and he's having ribeye steak and peppercorn sauce with fat chips. I daresay I'll uncork a nice red, possibly a sangiovese, although I have a nice Aldi champagne in the fridge....
Daughter, fat granddaughter and even fatter grsndson, from London knocked on the door and announced that they had come to see grand parents as a surprise. No, not the sqads but friends of ours in a...
I cant be the only person that dislikes body hair? Men shave their face Women shave their armpits/legs (I shave my head but thats irrelevant) Some of us shave other body bits. Why? I find hairy...
I was reading about an elderly gent who on being asked by his daughter what he’d like for Christmas replied “I could do with a new ball of string”. That’s him sorted, said daughter. It got me...
No, of course they’re not, but I’ve had at least six of these in the past week, and normally I leave them to go to answerphone but with Mrs A in hospital I HAVE to answer the landline, just in case. A...