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Patsy33

Classical Music..

One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music. Think it’s the Chopin board....
21:37 Mon 26th Nov 201832 answers, last by zebo 14:57 Tue 27th Nov 2018
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nailit

Help In Screwing

(sought of) Currently decorating my sons/girlfriends new flat. In the hallway they currently have a baton with 4 coat hangers on it. One of the hangers is snapped/broke. I wanted to replace all...
19:17 Mon 26th Nov 201858 answers, last by Old_Geezer 19:10 Tue 27th Nov 2018
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valerie1

Belfast Telegraph

Please help 21d. Labourer employed in the loading or unloading of ships (6) ??mper...
18:54 Mon 26th Nov 20185 answers, last by valerie1 19:13 Mon 26th Nov 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Every Morning....

Every morning after I wake up, the first thing I do is make my bed. Tomorrow I’m returning this piece of crap back to Ikea....
12:01 Mon 26th Nov 201810 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 18:56 Mon 26th Nov 2018
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mallyh

Zoo

I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage the keeper told me it was bread in captivity .ok I'm leaving lol x...
11:31 Mon 26th Nov 20189 answers, last by marval 22:04 Mon 26th Nov 2018
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Patsy33

Gift Ideas For 8-9 Year Old Boy

My grandson is 8 3/4 yrs old. Hes got most things, so he's asked for clothes or money this Xmas. His parents and other family members have got him clothes, so he has plenty. We are determined not to...
18:06 Sat 24th Nov 201860 answers, last by sakshirathor12 13:08 Wed 05th Dec 2018
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candysherbet

One Eyed Chicken...

Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road? To get to the 'bird's eye' shop...
17:52 Sun 25th Nov 20187 answers, last by candysherbet 08:50 Mon 26th Nov 2018
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nni

Cast To Tv

I have a Samsung J3 phone. How can I cast to my TV set whatever I am watching on my phone?
18:12 Sun 25th Nov 20184 answers, last by LouWayne 09:37 Fri 04th Mar 2022
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BANANASPLITS

Gypsy Woman....

I went on a date with a gypsy woman traveller last night. She asked me if I wanted to go back to hers for a good time... She wasn't kidding. I went on the dodgems, waltzers, ghost train and came home...
13:33 Sun 25th Nov 20185 answers, last by Canary42 17:32 Sun 25th Nov 2018
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DarceyK123

My Pom Pom Rug

[IMG]http://i65.tinypic.com/8wmbnp.jpg[/IMG] A few have asked ms to post a pic of the pom pom rug, not too sure I've got it right!...
12:27 Sun 25th Nov 201815 answers, last by DarceyK123 01:13 Tue 27th Nov 2018
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Patsy33

My Friend Asked..

My friend asked me how I bake my bread. I said I couldn't tell him because it was on a knead to know basis....
16:46 Fri 23rd Nov 201830 answers, last by Patsy33 20:59 Fri 23rd Nov 2018
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MichaelZZ

Replacement Wheel For Sack Barrow

I have a sack barrow for which I need a new wheel. I am reliably informed that the barrow is made by G-Rack and the model number is T2. The tyres are puncture proof, with an overall diameter of 8", a...
19:37 Thu 22nd Nov 20186 answers, last by The Builder 17:29 Fri 23rd Nov 2018
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BANANASPLITS

New House.....

I once tried to buy a house on an old Indian reservation. When I asked if it came with running water, he told me to sod off and find my own wife!...
08:50 Thu 22nd Nov 201818 answers, last by Patsy33 12:48 Thu 22nd Nov 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Back To The Doctors...

I went back to the doctor today. ...I said, " I applied the haemorroid cream that you gave me this morning and I got a very nasty reaction, ".....where actually did you apply it? " He asked. ...I...
19:36 Wed 21st Nov 201813 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 10:22 Thu 22nd Nov 2018
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DTCwordfan

Some Fun - Haiku

Have just described a Haiku to my mother, a question of Pointless..... 3 lines, 5 syllables for lines 1 and 3 and 7 for the middle one, doesn't have to rhyme.... I've just written one for her....it...
17:58 Wed 21st Nov 201859 answers, last by Canary42 17:37 Thu 06th Dec 2018
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Fanriffic

Small Round Of Drinks

This bloke goes in to a pub on a very busy Saturday afternoon and goes up to the bar to order his drinks. Looking across the bar he notices that the bar staff are all dwarfs. Not thinking much about...
19:43 Wed 21st Nov 20186 answers, last by Old_Geezer 08:51 Thu 22nd Nov 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Black Friday Deals?

Just bought new mobile phone on black Friday deal from currys New galaxy s9 saved £170 happy bunny here....anyone planning to buy anything via black Friday?...
16:08 Wed 21st Nov 201821 answers, last by retrocop 19:18 Wed 21st Nov 2018
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ludwig

Edmonds Promises To Retire

Noel Edmonds has promised to retire from TV if he wins I'm a celebrity.. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-46287584 This is tantamount to bribing people to vote for him to stay. Should it...
12:42 Wed 21st Nov 201814 answers, last by Old_Geezer 21:30 Wed 21st Nov 2018
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sandyRoe

Not Worth The Cost Of Fixing?

I've a Seiko self-winding watch that's recently been losing about 10 minutes a day. It didn't cost a lot and I'm wondering if its had its day. Time to ask Santa for a new one?...
08:35 Wed 21st Nov 20186 answers, last by bhg481 08:45 Wed 21st Nov 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Tv In Afghanistan....

Why aren't people in the Afghanistan allowed to watch TV? Because of the telly ban....
16:27 Tue 20th Nov 201814 answers, last by Togo 20:09 Tue 20th Nov 2018

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