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emmie
are too wary of saying so to loved ones, friends, like something slushy/romantic, or a good old fashioned western. Me i love films, and sometimes i come across one that has me weeping. Truly,...
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BANANASPLITS
Women have only 2 problems: 1. Nothing to wear 2. Not enough room for their clothes...
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anotheoldgit
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6365489/Harriet-Harman-attacked-claiming-drill-music-knife-crime.html /// Miss Harman said: ‘They believe the internet is being used to plan and to incite...
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emmie
anyone know what it means or what i should do Kaspersky Cannot guarantee the authenticity of the domain to which encrypted connection is established application Firefox Url: delivery.platform,...
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Bazile
I was walking down the road the other day ; when a woman threw a slab of cheese at me ''That wasn't mature '' !!! - i told her...
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ethandron
I love bread, the more the better. My favourite is French baguette, closely followed by soda bread, then any you have to carve a lump off. I do like cranberry and walnut bread, not so keen on any with...
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tamborine
All around here, money being burned! More than 10 private displays of pyrotecs. Bang bang bang & the sky is thick with smoke. I’ll join in the smoke :(...
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Zacs-Master
Looks like the novelty is wearing off...
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andy-hughes
When I returned to my desk after tea, I find a note written in my handwriting. It says 'Daniel Boone' and it's taken me over an hour to figure out what on earth it means!!!!...
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gness
If you go to Paris take with you a sorry for himself man with a crocked back and who is using a stick..... Traffic will stop and let him take his time crossing busy roads.....folk will hold open doors...
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BANANASPLITS
Two 70 yr olds are sitting on a park bench talking . 1st man says "you know..I sure feel my age lately I ache all over and find it hard to get about" The other man said "wow I feel like a newborn no...
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zingo1327
hello, Can anyone recommend a mens cologne/aftershave that smells like mild lemon? Thank you in advance...
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BANANASPLITS
After years of doubt, I'm now convinced my Wife is having an Affair.. Cos, We've moved 250 miles North, And we've still got the same bloody Window Cleaner....
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tonyav
Sinead O'Connor has converted. https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/celebrity/sinead-oconnor-changes-her-name-after-converting-to-islam/ar-BBOTZhG?li=BBoPWjQ...
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anotheoldgit
While Britain's press goes hysterical over the sick drunken pranks of a few bonfire night idiots, even to naming and publishing their photographs, before they have been found guilty of an offence not...
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tonyav
Tomorrow Tesco are putting 1p on the price of whiskey to make it £20 a bottle. So tonight I'm gonna party like it's £19.99...
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rowanwitch
Birmingham Council are coming to rewire tomorrow. A few weeks ago a nice chap came to tell me what to expect, and I asked about moving furniture. Just put any fragile bits somewhere safe he said. Just...
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BANANASPLITS
Frankenstein wanted to be a famous actor ...but he only got bit parts! Dracula never made it either due to ill health. ..too much coffin! The werewolf only got to do one performance he got arrested...
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Patsy33
Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in. Only used it for half an hour as I started to feel sick. It's great though. It does everything - KitKats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Crisps, the lot.."...
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queenofmean
I passed my driving test this morning. I thought I’d blown it at one point but alas no. 9 minors but hey I passed! Just need to change the insurance on my car and get out on the road....

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