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Patsy33
When Earl Tupper, inventor of Tupperware, died, his funeral was held up as they couldn't find the right lid for his coffin....
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Shaglene
A young doctor had moved to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds so that the community would become used to...
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Patsy33
Went to bed last night thinking I was in Herman’s Hermits. Woke up this morning feeling fine....
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BANANASPLITS
Just got back from local pub/carvery a lovely meal. Can't believe some of the plates of food some of the people had piled as high as they could get them ...we just put on our plates what we know we...
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nailit
Sort off following on from Dentons post below about beards on men, (and im sure ive posted similar in the past...cant find it now) how do AB ladies...or gents... feel about men who not only shave...
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BANANASPLITS
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for her birthday " chanel no.5 "she said She's going to be so happy All I had to do was reinstall freeview for her!...
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Patsy33
“We’d like to talk to you about cheeses” – Church Mice....
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DTCwordfan
Open ended question.....?
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Baldric
Just been outside with the dogs, there really is a lovely Moon out there, well worth a look, best one for ages....
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Arksided
Hi all, anyone an idea of a sneaky link to watch the game? I'm at Bro's and can't find it anywhere.
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BANANASPLITS
I couldn't find any Oxo cubes in my local shop today. They must have been out of stock....
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Sqad
Anyone else fed up with Strangers? for the last 3or 4 episodes, they have involved people running around in circles chasing someone or another and it is now getting very boring. An 8 episode drama...
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marval
I have just been caught trying to smuggle twelve cases of fortified wine in to the country. I am worried I might be deported....
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Patsy33
A man wearing a tie fastener walks into a bar. The barman says “we don’t like your tie pin here”....
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fiction-factory
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/aldi-refused-sell-alcohol-66-15314546 "Aldi refused to sell alcohol to a man in his sixties - because he was shopping with his 26...
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Rockrose
Watching a programme anorexic ladies I am struck by how these ladies are treated with sympathy and caring and how there is help out there for them. But when it comes to obesity you are told to eat...
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-SharonA-
Loving the Halloween theme at the top. What do you all think??
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nailit
//Please just give me ONE question to answer// //. https://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Society-and-Culture/Religion-and-Spirituality/Question1628248-6.html// Why would I want to 'befriend' a God that...
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Patsy33
William Shakespeare walks into a bar. The barman says “Oi! You’re bard.”...
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nailit
I know this sounds a bit strange, but does anyone here forget to eat? Been at my voluntary work all day. Didn't fancy any breakfast so cut up extra sandwiches, intending to have one for breakfast when...

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