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Patsy33

Amazing Anagrams

Dormitory == Dirty Room The Morse Code == Here Come Dots Slot Machines == Cash Lost In 'Em Animosity == Is No Amity Snooze Alarms == No More Z's, alas. The Public Art Galleries == Large Picture Halls,...
15:10 Sat 22nd Sep 201820 answers, last by ichkeria 08:43 Sun 23rd Sep 2018
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Baldric

Happy Daze

Had confirmation from Insurance Company that my Audi has been written off after last weeks accident. Am going to order a new Octavia Vrs Estate on Monday, the latest version has a 240+ bhp engine and...
13:22 Sat 22nd Sep 201820 answers, last by Baldric 15:49 Sat 22nd Sep 2018
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Patsy33

Rip Chas Hodges.

Just read that Chas, the other half of Chas & Dave has died, after a long battle with eosophigus cancer. RIP dear Chas. Thank you for some great songs.....
12:55 Sat 22nd Sep 201815 answers, last by Patsy33 18:42 Sat 22nd Sep 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Rip.....

The inventor of hard boiled eggs wrapped in sausage meat has just died. RIP Scott Chegg....
18:01 Fri 21st Sep 201811 answers, last by DTCwordfan 11:09 Sat 22nd Sep 2018
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Lie-in King

Happy Birthday, Mamyalynne!

I hope you have a lovely day :-)) x https://tinyurl.com/y7p2dr8t...
23:00 Fri 21st Sep 201869 answers, last by Mamyalynne 11:13 Mon 24th Sep 2018
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mallyh

A Couple

a couple who are addicted to having sex in multi-storey car parks are caught by the police and found guilty of public indecency.The judge said they were wrong on so many levels x
07:15 Sat 22nd Sep 20189 answers, last by DTCwordfan 16:24 Sat 22nd Sep 2018
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marval

Father Murphy Plays Golf

Father Murphy was playing golf with a parishioner. On the first hole, he sliced into the rough. His opponent heard him mutter, "hoover" under his breath. On the second hole, the ball went straight...
17:39 Fri 21st Sep 20183 answers, last by rowanwitch 17:59 Fri 21st Sep 2018
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Shaglene

I'll Do Anything...............................

A 79-year-old man is having a drink in a bar. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so attractive that he just can't take his eyes off her. After a short while,...
10:57 Fri 21st Sep 20185 answers, last by marval 16:09 Fri 21st Sep 2018
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retrocop

Ct Ssan

Went to hospital this afternoon for a CT scan. Had to have a cannula inserted in my arm. The nurse tried and failed four times. She was a bit flustered. I tried to reassure her stating that her...
23:22 Thu 20th Sep 20184 answers, last by marval 16:03 Fri 21st Sep 2018
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nailit

Fullfilled

Does anyone here on AB actually feel fulfilled in life? Don't mind admitting that I don't. Im 52 and not once have I felt fulfilled. Not saying that I don't appreciate or enjoy life at times because I...
18:17 Thu 20th Sep 201885 answers, last by woofgang 09:34 Sat 22nd Sep 2018
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marval

Shopping

I was shopping online and saw a horse that I rather liked. So I clicked “Add to cart.” I have just found a chocolate bar on the side of the road. It was a Drifter. I asked my boss in DFS what he...
18:38 Thu 20th Sep 20183 answers, last by Shaglene 21:45 Thu 20th Sep 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Knock Knock....

Whoever invented the knock knock joke... Should get a Nobell prize....
17:45 Thu 20th Sep 20185 answers, last by Shaglene 21:40 Thu 20th Sep 2018
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Patsy33

A Friend..

A friend of mine is always going on about photography jokes. You just can’t shutter up....
15:40 Mon 17th Sep 201824 answers, last by Patsy33 19:08 Thu 20th Sep 2018
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mccfluff

Postdog

To those who knew him and were asking after him - he passed away tues evening....
11:51 Thu 20th Sep 201860 answers, last by Old_Geezer 09:43 Thu 27th Sep 2018
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BANANASPLITS

My New Girlfriend....

My new girlfriend came up to me as I was stacking washing powder in Tesco. She said: “You lying sod, you told me you were a stunt pilot.” “No I didn’t” I replied, “I told you I was in the...
14:37 Thu 20th Sep 20185 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 15:22 Thu 20th Sep 2018
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Shaglene

What A Coincidence.............

A chicken farmer went to a local bar...Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, 'How about that ? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!' 'What a...
14:18 Thu 20th Sep 20185 answers, last by Patsy33 16:45 Thu 20th Sep 2018
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BANANASPLITS

A Pirate Goes To The Doctors...

A pirate goes to the doctors... "Thar be strange moles on me back!" Doctor says, "They’re benign!" "Check again matey, I think thar be ten!"...
10:00 Thu 20th Sep 201821 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 13:31 Thu 20th Sep 2018
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Bazile

I Wonder Who She Was

Is there something from the past or currently ; which makes you wonder , something about it ? The thread about pictures has prompted me to make this post . Disney , Orlando in 1999 - i was taking...
14:08 Tue 18th Sep 20183 answers, last by jno 00:47 Wed 19th Sep 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Police Search...

Police are searching for a mugger who threatens his victims with a lit match.. They need to catch him before he strikes again....
13:24 Tue 18th Sep 201811 answers, last by marval 16:55 Tue 18th Sep 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Wife At The Doctors..

My Wife said to the doctor "My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep, what should I do?" Doctor: "Give him a chance to speak when he's awake."...
18:50 Mon 17th Sep 20187 answers, last by Shaglene 09:23 Tue 18th Sep 2018

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