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My Wifes Xmas Dress...!

The wife was trying on her new xmas dress in the bedroom. "Does my bum look big in this dress" she asks Gawd i thought here we go..so i walked out the bedroom down the stairs out the front door and...
19:23 Wed 19th Dec 20184 answers, last by zebo 10:58 Thu 20th Dec 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Drive In Cinema..

Yesterday i went to a new drive in cinema nr me We watched bohemian rhapsody There was a terrible electrical storm during the film. Thunderbolt and lightning very very frightening !...
13:09 Wed 19th Dec 20187 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 17:07 Wed 19th Dec 2018
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sunny-dave

Manflu

Now at Day 4 and still feeling bloody awful - please send urgent supplies of Lemsip and Bowmore 10yo ... Snotty Dave xx...
11:26 Wed 19th Dec 201840 answers, last by rowanwitch 07:51 Thu 20th Dec 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Christmas Cracker Jokes....

Lets have your worst Christmas cracker jokes! I'll start with Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ? Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe...
18:13 Tue 18th Dec 201819 answers, last by marval 17:36 Wed 19th Dec 2018
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rockyracoon

Here's An Inventive Soul

If only he could have put some kind of superglue in it as well. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-46604625 Don't watch all the video, it's too long. I forwarded it to the start of the 'bombing'...
19:41 Tue 18th Dec 20189 answers, last by Lie-in King 12:42 Wed 19th Dec 2018
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TonyV

Christmas A Week Away

Are you counting down, or waiting for new year? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w8NOH7vlcKg...
21:27 Tue 18th Dec 201837 answers, last by 10ClarionSt 00:06 Fri 21st Dec 2018
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devilharry

How Do I Fix Windows Update Error 80070103?

I have windows 10 OS installed on my Laptop. When I'm trying to update my windows 10 it's showing error code 80070103, how to fix it?
20:44 Tue 18th Dec 20183 answers, last by devilharry 20:51 Tue 18th Dec 2018
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Tilly2

Pork Pie.

I like a nice Melton Mowbray pork pie. Why would I want to buy one of those fancy pants pork pies that are produced at Christmas? Such a waste....
20:32 Tue 18th Dec 201822 answers, last by nicebloke1 21:38 Fri 11th Jan 2019
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10ClarionSt

Don't You Just Love The Royal Mail?

I know. It's a busy time for them but I received a card today addressed to someone who lives at the same house number and street as me but unfortunately they live 220 miles in Winchester. I live in...
19:36 Tue 18th Dec 201831 answers, last by gingejbee 17:38 Wed 19th Dec 2018
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Gizmonster

Some Good News Following The O2 Outage A Week Or So Ago .........

I had an email from Giffgaff asking how I wanted my compensation for the outage to be paid. I had a choice of some kind of remuneration; or I could donate it to charity. .... well ..... I chose the...
15:26 Tue 18th Dec 201811 answers, last by Maydup 19:35 Tue 18th Dec 2018
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Emanic

Who Said ‘Have I Won A Prize’?

Any one know who said ‘have I won a prize’?...
13:55 Tue 18th Dec 20185 answers, last by chelle7272 16:31 Tue 18th Dec 2018
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wolf63

Oh Deer!

The punishment for the crime is an unusual one and will probably not make him change his murderous ways. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-46597364...
13:00 Tue 18th Dec 201814 answers, last by emmie 06:08 Wed 19th Dec 2018
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ChillDoubt

Mourinho Goes

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/football/46603511 Bye, Moreen....
10:19 Tue 18th Dec 201821 answers, last by mamali 10:55 Thu 20th Dec 2018
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bhg481

Subject: Notice Found In A Church In France (Translated)

Subject: Notice found in a church in France (translated) “When you enter this church it may be possible that you hear “the call of God” However it is unlikely that He will call you on your...
06:30 Tue 18th Dec 201812 answers, last by shoota 18:28 Tue 18th Dec 2018
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BANANASPLITS

New Smartphone...

A chinese smartphone maker has made a new phone for Newcastle utd supporters. Its calked huawei the lads!!...
12:05 Mon 17th Dec 20186 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 08:27 Tue 18th Dec 2018
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goodgoalie

Arise, Sir Alastair

According to tomorrow's Times, Alastair Cook is to be the first cricketer to be knighted for a decade. Well done. https://news.sky.com/story/tuesdays-national-newspaper-front-pages-11584475...
23:14 Mon 17th Dec 201812 answers, last by jno 01:23 Tue 18th Dec 2018
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Scoodyscoobydoo

14 = T D H (A F C) - Totally Struggling!

14 = T D H (A F C)?
19:29 Mon 17th Dec 20182 answers, last by scorpiojo 19:35 Mon 17th Dec 2018
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marval

Another Parrot

The police dispatcher picks up the phone and writes down the call for help. "Please send someone urgently, a cat has broken in!" The police dispatcher responded, "Sir, I don't think I heard you...
16:31 Mon 17th Dec 20185 answers, last by Tilly2 15:07 Tue 18th Dec 2018
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08012006

Generalist -

Conditions favourable to rapid growth of adverse influences (6) H????? Extensions of a building under a lean-to roof (8) O??????? A seam-like junction (6) R?????...
15:57 Mon 17th Dec 20186 answers, last by QuizmasterG 16:48 Mon 17th Dec 2018
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kvalidir

Our Parrot Died...

Our massively overweight parrot died today. I'm very sad but its a massive weight off my shoulders ;-)...
12:46 Mon 17th Dec 20185 answers, last by marval 16:33 Mon 17th Dec 2018

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