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Gents - would you rather your wife be a) beautiful (but a bit dim) b) funny (but a bit ugly) c) sexy (but nasty) d) intelligent (but built like a brick sh*thouse) Ladies - which would you rather be...

banjobabe

There's a spider right above my head.........

Arrrrrrrgggggggg!!! Any advice? Go for it.... Fill yer boots Lol Bb xx

DungeonJayne

squeak squeak ... p

... hang on ! Leave that cork. I'm just going for a run. Keep the wine on ice for me. See you in a bit. Jayne xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

HenryVIII

The BEST smell in the world is....

Just baked bread or cakes? Freshly cut grass? Or even Issey Miyake for Women? What is yours?

joggerjayne

squeak squeak ... ... ... ... ... POP !!!!!!!

What ??? Oh, okay okay, I know it's early. Look, I worked almost all weekend, including right through the night on Saturday (literally), so I'm winding down a bit early today. Anyway, cheers. Do I...

sunflower68

strictly come dancin

Forgot to watch. Who went tonight? Mehopes that **** Gary Rhodes.

sara3

my lunch date today

wow.. three dates in a week!! now don't say I'm not impulsive. chatted on the phone for about 15 mins, then met said man for a lunch-time drink. he was charismatic in a "bad boy" kind of way. then he...

zzxxee

what song would you have at your funeral

what song would you have at your funeral and why?

Blind-date

Horror date

I can't believe the date i went on tonight i met her on a dating site she said she looked like a very young Felicity Kendall or a Jenny Aniston my @rse........ she looked just like Yootha Joyce just...

sara3

my date this evening..

well obviously it wasn't great because I'm home at 10.30. an internet dating site date. my question is this... how do people find such flattering photos????!!

chappie

Harry Enfield on the tv now .....

Anybody watching this? The Basic Instinct bit ..... so funny!

~max~

Most outrageous thing you've done!

What is it? ;O) Be it shocking, out of character, pranks....Nothing sordid though! lol (ie: "I once murdered my uncle with a matchett" will not count). I've done a few.....but I'm waiting for...

Newsdesk

Your new moderator...reporting for duty!

Hello all! Just thought I'd let you I will be on duty from 19:00 until 23:00. If you are having any problems with abusive or unsuitable posts, please don't hesitate to e-mail me at the address below:...

Amilcar

Standard Disclosure

I have complied with the county court Judge's direction by supplying the defence with a list of documents relating to my Claim. The directions say inspection is to be allowed within seven further...

Barmaid

Squeak squeak pop (with acks to Jogger Jayne)

I know it's early, and I know I don't officially finish til 5.30 - but shame not to enjoy a glass of wine in the last of the afternoon sun. Cheers all.

jasperlad

Grant of Probate Charges

My Solicitor is claiming fee of 1% of the estate value on top of the actual charges charge claiming it is because of the important nature of the work. Is this usual or am I being ripped off as I feel...

Barmaid

Sinister new distraction scam

We all see these scams from time to time. My own grandparents were burgled on Friday - their neighbours at the same time but "distraction" and "can I get my ball out of your garden mister" ploy was...

johnny.5

why don't more bars have

no undie sunday ?

SHELLP

ABH and Victim impacr statements

Can anyone tell me what effect these have on sentencing. I have been visited today by witness support and they want me to make a new statement saying that I am still receiving treatment and seeing a...

Abdulmajid

Gender-Specific Things in Childhood.

Is it wrong to give girls princess outfits, plastic tea sets and fluffy pink things and give boys action men, cars and play power tools? Or do kinder gardens discourage colonial sexism nowadays? Thank...

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