Number 8 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 6 Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. If you see a gleam in his eyes,...
.... After my chicken, I'm looking forward to my home-made peanut butter ice cream ! I've made it with clotted cream so it has the texture of ice cream and the great taste of peanut butter, lovely !...
I use rental cars for my job and have kept my own car SORNed for about 6 months. I am taking some A/L and need to use my own car for about 2 weeks. Can I temporarily insure and tx it for that period,...
The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee." "Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?"...
Just went to run a bath and there he sat BIG and HAIRY ,had to flush him down the plughole but he clung on to the nonslip mat like a scotsman to a five pound note. OH is total rubbish at getting rid...
Good morning everyone - and a rather bleak one it is too, especially with regards to our game - we really are dragging the proverbial somewhat this month and while there was an explanation for last...
Sorry but I think its a huge waste of money abd I worry about terrorist attacks, we have to get lucky all the time and they only have to get lucky once.
What do you think ?...
Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally cut off all 10 of his fingers. He went to the emergency room in Cork 's hospital. The doctor looked at Paddy and said, 'Lets be avin'...
I was watching an old 'Pointless' yesterday and one of the catagories was
famous people and their catchphrases. What would your catchphrase be?
Mine is not now darling!...
I went for a haircut today and the hair dresser started cutting the back and I said don't cut it square and he quickly said ok and carried on paying particular attn to the back. Then he never showed...
Does anyone else remember going to these rather grand[ at the time] restaurants ? as a small girl my mother used to take me "up west to town" every couple of months, we would go to Swan...
Hello again. Here is Week 3's Challenge from Regal Roslyn I shall be brief this week ( “Hooray”, I hear you all shout!!) as daughter is quite ill and I am required to go round to her house...
