I do have friends (honest) but not any here in Brizzle. I am at home about to enjoy the Eurovision!!! I have 1) 2 cans of Ruddles 2) A few inches left of a single malt 3) A bowl of romaine lettuce 4)...
Hi . Ive popped on but as its been 80s all day and is still high 70s im off to bed knackered. Sorry to disappoint anyone but im fvcked and im offf to bed. DID THIS HELP ?
Chap goes to the doctor complaining of premature ejaculation, Doctor says, get a starting pistol and give yourself a bit of a fright just before cumming, and that should slow things down a bit for...
Here is a couple just to wet your appitights
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I hope no-one has actually been and done something exciting? :( I have been so restless that I decided to check outsome of the AB's other sections that I haven't visited before. I enjoyed Science a...
... there's not a lot of it about. When it's not power tools, it's a lawn mower (how long does it take to cut a small lawn - at least 2 hours, then another 2 to strim the edges). When the mowing has...
Oh god same problem as yesterday but different day only ate half the chinese for breakfast yesterday. PEAS . Can you help me as le duck is at work again and the dog has just told me he dont like peas...
Every time I get out my car I get a shock off the doors, Ive got to close the doors using the glass lol, thats every car Ive had not just this one. Anyone else get shocks from their cars? How do I...
Have you ever seriously fancied a snooker referee? This evening we have DING playing FOO (you couldn't make it up) and a highly tasty referee in tight black trousers bending over the table every now...