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goochs

lipstick on a pig

origin
04:41 Thu 11th Sep 20085 answers, last by Beatrice35 12:50 Tue 14th Oct 2008
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Iamblue

I made love to a deaf and dumb girl

Felt a bit guilty later, though. Had to break her fingers so she didn't tell anyone.
16:14 Mon 13th Oct 20085 answers, last by sallabananas 12:38 Tue 14th Oct 2008
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BillySugger

Airline story

An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the...
16:53 Sat 20th Sep 20082 answers, last by Beatrice35 12:33 Tue 14th Oct 2008
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Myriad2112

Disabled Joke

Three disabled guys (a blind man, an amputee, and a guy in a wheelchair) are flying back with the USA team from the Paralympic games in the Middle East when their plane crashes in the Sahara Desert....
19:06 Fri 26th Sep 20083 answers, last by Beatrice35 12:30 Tue 14th Oct 2008
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Clanad

World's Oldest Woman

When asked to what she attributed her longevity at age113, the world's oldest woman replied, "Lack of peer pressure..."
19:55 Sat 27th Sep 200812 answers, last by Beatrice35 12:28 Tue 14th Oct 2008
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mariner2

Heard on radio 2 this morning, made me laugh

I used to work in a helium balloon factory - they spoke very highly of me.
23:58 Tue 30th Sep 20084 answers, last by Beatrice35 12:25 Tue 14th Oct 2008
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janetwalsh13

dwarf

I was reading the paper today about this dwarf that got pickpocketed....... How could anyone stoop so low????!!!!!!
19:53 Wed 08th Oct 20086 answers, last by no.knowledge 12:26 Tue 14th Oct 2008
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Whickerman

s&m reality

Three women friends, one in a casual relationship one engaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The conversation eventually drifted towards how best to spice up their...
15:56 Sun 12th Oct 20083 answers, last by squarebear 12:22 Tue 14th Oct 2008
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Iamblue

A man is teasing his ex-wifes new lover

"What's it like using a second-hand f@nny?" he says. "No problem" says the other guy. "After the first two inches, it's brand new."
16:16 Mon 13th Oct 20084 answers, last by Trojanfarce 12:34 Tue 14th Oct 2008
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Trojanfarce

Japanese scientists have invented the most advanced camera ever....

The shutter speed is so fast, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
15:54 Thu 09th Oct 20084 answers, last by Trojanfarce 12:19 Tue 14th Oct 2008
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20market

Sir Lancelot

10a - Vaulted over - O?E?E?C?
10:34 Tue 14th Oct 20083 answers, last by Beatrice35 12:07 Tue 14th Oct 2008
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choirgirl

former scandinavian coins of low denomination?

former scandinavian coins of low denomination
11:55 Tue 14th Oct 20083 answers, last by choirgirl 12:16 Tue 14th Oct 2008
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BigBoab

dt Monday

Preliminary race, neither quick or decisive (8) I have s?a?h?a? thanks in advance
14:35 Mon 13th Oct 20086 answers, last by BigBoab 22:32 Mon 13th Oct 2008
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tastymorsel

express big monday crossword

27 a) computer software designed to block unauthorised access to system software or data -i-h-a-l
11:08 Mon 13th Oct 20083 answers, last by tastymorsel 11:26 Mon 13th Oct 2008
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waterboatman

ExpressBig Monday xword

Help! 13A buying and selling of goods or services, especially on a large scale 9Derson who leads a cngregation or choir during church services
20:21 Mon 29th Sep 20081 answer, last by Beatrice35 11:08 Mon 13th Oct 2008
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Beatrice35

Daily Telegraph's What on Earth

Identify the plant- in the gardening section on page8. Any ideas anyone? Thanks in advance. Warm wishes, Beatrice35 :-)
22:07 Sat 11th Oct 20084 answers, last by Beatrice35 11:03 Mon 13th Oct 2008
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the old mill

sir lancelot cr0ssword,Sunday mail answers

3d Of gun,not quite ready foe use.(4-6) (h???-c?????) 6d Inert gas in light bulbs.(5) (a???n 21d mist up. (5) (b????) 22ac Not yet demonstrated.(8) (?e?????d) 26ac Old West fighters.(11)...
03:50 Mon 13th Oct 20084 answers, last by Beatrice35 10:10 Mon 13th Oct 2008
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keithsolver

Saturday Independent

Foolish sculptor chipping latest outside in shorts? (8) -o-m-e-s Looks like "gormless" but can't fathom wordplay.
08:58 Mon 13th Oct 20084 answers, last by Beatrice35 10:09 Mon 13th Oct 2008
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seniorgrumpy

Observer Everyman 3237

I have one left and it is 9d which looks as though it should be Programme music. The clue is "12, say, in summer camp - I go mad about Romeo. (9,5) I have ?r?g?a?m? m?s?c. The answer to 12 is 'Miss...
09:39 Mon 13th Oct 20083 answers, last by kayakamina 10:15 Mon 13th Oct 2008
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EmP

Times Jumbo Cryptic 780

Need help please for 40a) Performers of tap dancing set to board ships. (9) I have L - - - E - E - - and 31a) Sit exam that's short in the extreme (9) I have S - - - T - E - -
22:16 Sat 11th Oct 20086 answers, last by Beatrice35 22:39 Sat 11th Oct 2008

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