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Oops Bad Operation!

A man was experiencing chronic infections so he took his urologist’s advice and entered the hospital for a routine circumcision. When he came to, he was perturbed to see a large group of doctors...
10:00 Tue 15th Aug 20176 answers, last by marval 13:49 Tue 15th Aug 2017
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Chatting In A Pub!

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman were in a pub, talking about their sons. My son was born on St George’s Day,“ commented the English man. "So we obviously decided to call him George”...
09:49 Tue 15th Aug 201711 answers, last by Khandro 22:04 Tue 15th Aug 2017
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At The Doctors!

“I went to the doctor because I was depressed over finishing crosswords too quickly. He told me not to get 2 down.”...
09:16 Fri 11th Aug 201712 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 10:41 Fri 11th Aug 2017
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Sign Language!

I'm starting to learn sign language. ..I think it could come in very handy!
09:05 Fri 11th Aug 20174 answers, last by Patsy33 09:15 Fri 11th Aug 2017
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Adam Ant Diet!

Ive lost over half a stone on the Adam Ant diet. It's really easy...dont chew ever, dont chew ever.
05:45 Fri 11th Aug 20179 answers, last by -Talbot- 08:01 Fri 11th Aug 2017
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Colour Blind!

I just found out I'm colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
11:45 Thu 10th Aug 20177 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 12:21 Thu 10th Aug 2017
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The Chinese Menu.

Wun Hung Lo Chinese Restaurant Carry Out Menu MEAT DISHES 1. Bol Oxs..................Hot Meat Balls 2. Sur Kum Sihz.............Sausage Slices 3. Hol Mein Kok.............Scrag end encased in...
13:04 Wed 09th Aug 20174 answers, last by marval 19:04 Wed 09th Aug 2017
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Old Couple!

An old man and an old lady are getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden the woman bursts out of the bathroom, flings open her robe and yells "Super Pussy!" The old man says "I'll have the...
12:00 Wed 09th Aug 20171 answer, last by jno 12:20 Wed 09th Aug 2017
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Twitter!

i went to the doctor this morning “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”...
15:35 Tue 08th Aug 2017
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Dreaming!

Last night, I kept dreaming that I had written Lord of the Rings. The wife said I'd been tolkien in my sleep.
15:23 Tue 08th Aug 2017
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Reversible Jackets!!

i'm selling 50 reversible jackets on Ebay? I'm getting excited to see how they turn out.
08:28 Tue 08th Aug 20179 answers, last by Eleena 12:23 Tue 08th Aug 2017
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In Debt!

I have got into so much debt that I can't even afford my electricity bills, this is the darkest times of my life.
07:11 Tue 08th Aug 2017
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Escalators

I Started a new job today repairing escalators I've had a few problems to deal with but i suppose thats the ups and downs of the job!
11:45 Mon 07th Aug 20176 answers, last by Patsy33 11:56 Mon 07th Aug 2017
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Spelling!

So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world....
13:31 Sun 06th Aug 20171 answer, last by albaqwerty 13:33 Sun 06th Aug 2017
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My Computer!

I love pressing F5 on my computer. it's so refreshing....
13:25 Sun 06th Aug 20177 answers, last by Baldric 13:32 Sun 06th Aug 2017
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New Bed

The wife decided we needed a new bed so I went online to buy one I mistakenly ordered a trampoline ...she hit the roof when she sat on it!
05:17 Fri 04th Aug 20174 answers, last by Tilly2 13:38 Sun 06th Aug 2017
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Banana Splits

Yes I'm sad I'm sitting here watching the banana splits 1968 nearly 50 yrs old and I'm still laughing at them good ol days...
12:40 Thu 03rd Aug 201715 answers, last by albaqwerty 13:07 Thu 03rd Aug 2017
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Quarantine!

“I hate to have to tell you this”, said the Doctor in a sad compassionate voice, “but you have been unfortunately been diagnosed with a highly contagious disease, we will have to quarantine you...
07:47 Thu 03rd Aug 20173 answers, last by marval 21:06 Thu 03rd Aug 2017
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I Asked My Wife!

I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me, she said yes - about me taking out the rubbish, mowing the lawn, and doing the dishes.
07:15 Thu 03rd Aug 20172 answers, last by zebo 07:46 Fri 04th Aug 2017
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New Job

I'm starting a new job tomorrow at a ten pin bowling place..I reckon this will be right up my alley!...
18:59 Wed 02nd Aug 20173 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 19:22 Wed 02nd Aug 2017

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