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Patsy33

My Mother

My Mother would always hit me with the phone. I was always on the recieving end......
16:16 Sat 14th Oct 201712 answers, last by Patsy33 17:45 Sat 14th Oct 2017
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Patsy33

Trying To Pull!

When on our beach holiday with brother in law, he asks my husband what he could do to attract the women. So he suggested putting a large pebble down his trunks. When we seen him a couple of hours...
11:40 Sat 14th Oct 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 12:21 Sat 14th Oct 2017
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marval

I Was

I was kicked out of the bird enclosure in Bristol Zoo today. Apparently I ruffled a few feathers....
15:54 Fri 13th Oct 201731 answers, last by Patsy33 23:02 Sat 14th Oct 2017
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Baldric

It Started Out As ....

.... quite a nice day on the Bay, sunny, bit breezy but pleasant enough, took dogs for a good walk down to the Park, enjoyed it. Now it's clouded over and is spitting with rain, doesn't look very...
13:32 Fri 13th Oct 201719 answers, last by sapelesam 13:52 Fri 13th Oct 2017
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jordyboy14

Observation

We have just come back from a lovely swim the water was crystal clear and warm the sea had a bit of a swell but apart from that it was lovely what I did notice was the amount of germans strutting...
10:16 Fri 13th Oct 201768 answers, last by douglas9401 13:25 Fri 13th Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

At The Zoo!

I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage. The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity....
08:51 Fri 13th Oct 201730 answers, last by marval 15:08 Fri 13th Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Nine Children!

Shortly after having her ninth baby, an Irish Catholic woman runs into her parish priest. He congratulates her on the new offspring and says, "Nine children is certainly a full house." "Well," she...
09:55 Thu 12th Oct 20173 answers, last by DTCwordfan 10:31 Thu 12th Oct 2017
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Gizmonster

England Are 25-1 To Win Next Year's World Cup ....

..... for those of you that don't understand betting - if you put £10 on .... you'll lose £10 .... it's that simple :)...
21:53 Wed 11th Oct 20175 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 08:14 Thu 12th Oct 2017
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Patsy33

Police

Police are investigating a tip off about a robbery taking place this afternoon at the Heinz factory...Sauce Unknown....
20:30 Wed 11th Oct 201715 answers, last by Shenco 21:51 Wed 11th Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Phobia!

I have a phobia of French pastry chefs. They give me the crepes.
19:55 Wed 11th Oct 201710 answers, last by marval 21:20 Wed 11th Oct 2017
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-SharonA-

Strange Woman

I had a strange woman approach me earlier, she insisted that she recognised me from some local Vegetarian Club....but I have never met herbivore!!
19:58 Wed 11th Oct 20177 answers, last by zebo 21:30 Wed 11th Oct 2017
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Patsy33

Saw A Shoplifter

Saw a shoplifter being arrested this morning by an albino policeman. I thought to myself, "That's a fair cop."...
18:39 Wed 11th Oct 20173 answers, last by Spicerack 19:56 Wed 11th Oct 2017
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TWR

I Hope I Can Post This Well Without Offending.

6pm news tonight, a S.Wales mother talking about her Daughter that her Mother looks after because she can not feed her, sold het TV / Mobile because she can not afford them, this is due to the so...
18:17 Wed 11th Oct 201746 answers, last by Mamyalynne 21:18 Wed 11th Oct 2017
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Islay

Crowdie

Can you freeze it?
17:20 Wed 11th Oct 201717 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 18:17 Wed 11th Oct 2017
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gollob

Cooking Sausages

After watching today's "Four In A Bed" they cooked sausages in the oven. Is this the best way to cook sausages or do you have alternatives?...
16:36 Wed 11th Oct 201781 answers, last by mccfluff 12:14 Thu 12th Oct 2017
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RATTER15

Ive Just Seen An Advert For A Clairvoyants Evening Raising Money For "mind" The Mental Health Charity

To me it just seems wrong! people with mental health issues are likely to be attending the event as it is raising funds for them, witnessing people with (supposed) supernatural powers I don't think...
08:17 Wed 11th Oct 201738 answers, last by 237SJ 18:22 Tue 17th Oct 2017
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anotheoldgit

Oxford College Bans The Christian Union From Its Freshers’ Fair Over Fears It Would Be “Alienating” For Students Of Other Religions.

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/864492/Balliol-College-Oxford-University-Christian-Union-banned-freshers-fair-homophobic Why wasn't it deemed unlawful under the Religious discrimination act? Well it...
11:50 Tue 10th Oct 201794 answers, last by Togo 16:25 Thu 12th Oct 2017
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hardy49

Best With Cauliflower Cheese

What foods are favourite to serve with cauliflower cheese ?
09:36 Wed 11th Oct 201740 answers, last by pastafreak 15:17 Wed 11th Oct 2017
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Smowball

Leftover Roast Chicken

I've got quite a bit leftover from a roast dinner - and it's more in slices rather than chunks. Any ideas apart from chicken sandwiches? X
09:31 Wed 11th Oct 201737 answers, last by Smowball 21:56 Wed 11th Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

A Nun In The Convent

A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. "There is a blind man to see you," she says. "Well, if he is a blind man, than it does not matter if I'm in the...
18:23 Tue 10th Oct 201719 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 07:58 Wed 11th Oct 2017

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