An Englishman, Irishman, Scotchman and a Welshman get caught by the enemy in a war. They are to face a firing squad and the commander of the enemy grants them one last wish. The Scotchman says........
What one can do with a ?30 Bontempi organ. Think of me on Thursday when they all come to look for America. For anybody a fan of Bowie, Simon and Garfunkel or indeed just the Bontempi organ....
A round for 8. 4 pints of Carlsberg Export 1 bottle of Magners 1 pint of Coke 1 pint of Ruddles 1 White wine Spritzer. ?34.20!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Am I out of touch?...
I bought some egg-mayonnaise rolls from the bakers for lunch today. Well I thought they were mayonnaise. When I got them home I discovered they wee made from salad cream instead. As a child I detested...
I am off to the US of A on Thursday for a Christmas holiday. I have never been alone on Christmas day in my life. so the question is what shall I do?? I was thinking of hiring an escort (NOT A...
Please spend just one minute of your life on google or whatever, and furnish me with a Bear Fact (that is BEAR, as in Gentle Ben etc not BARE as in birthday suit). Thank you.
Have to choose one. No "neither". 1) The Sweeney or The Professionals 2) Battenberg or Victoria Sponge 3) Condom or Cap 4) Cornish Pasty or Suasage Roll 5) Canal Holiday or Walking Holiday 6) Penguin...
1) How many have you had thus far this winter? 2) What will be the final figure this winter? 3) In an ideal world how do you take them (i.e hot/cold, with custard/cream/brandy butter etc)? 4) Have you...
Avi Goldenbloom was having a few financial difficulties. He was in a bit of debt so come Friday he prayed to God and said "Dear God, please make me win the Lottery tomorrow" Come Saturday evening it...
I am in two minds over this story. 1) I do not believe gays should adopt children. I have nothing whatsoever against them, but am from the camp who strongly believe being a gaylord or lezza is a...
If you are bored and nowhere near ready for bed may I suggest "The Theory of Flight" starting in 15 minutes on BBC2. It is a great movie which has enough technology and man issues to please the men...
To all the lovely marxist, woolly true huggers that frequent AB, I was just wondering if you are at all concerned about the rise of anti-muslim feeling? To sit back and stress there is no fear that...
I have posted this here as opposed to News, because of the general seriousness over there at times. Be honest and forget about prejudice and personal bias, but who thinks Colin Stagg is still guilty...
Dearest Ed, Would you allow AB to be used on national TV if an AB team were to compete on Egg Heads?? Naturally I would captain the team and (without prejudice or bias towards anybody else) would...