I heard one earlier basic but funny (esp' if your rat ar$ed) What is a *******? asked with a curious poker straight face. A zoo with no animals! Boom Boom. Sorry!!!!
Can someone explain to me the exact situation in Gaza, where Israeli troops are trying to evict Jewish settlers? Haven't been paying much attention and want to get my facts straight. Thanks oh oasis...
Why is it that nobody seems to be bothered that the cost of petrol has risen to almost ?1 a litre of diesel? Are we all so rich that we find this a fair price? Gordon Brown must be pi$$ing...
I think this ad was for a beer, but it may well have been something else... Basically, a chap walks into some sort of Mexican outpost bar and has real trouble communicating with the barman until they...
Is it just me or does the symbol in the top left of the screen (to the left of answerbank) look like the head of a psychodelic cow? It is tilted a bit, but I can definitely see a mouth, nose and...
In the first episode of the League of Gentlemen three blokes are in an Indian and one of them tells a laboriously long joke, but then a second man tells a short joke - what was the latter?
Thanks.
100,000 green bottles standing on the wall, 100,000 green bottles standing on the wall, and if one green bottle should accidentally fall, there'll be.... anyone?
Just a quick reminder all, that I will be holding open auditions (X-Factor stylee, although unfortunately Simon Cowell couldn't make it) for a new and exciting band called 'Georgina and the...
Terrible tragedy but does anyone have any theory as to how an airliner supposedly on autopilot and flying at 34000ft managed to fly into a hillside close to its destination? It couldn't have run...
South American Indians hunt animals in the Amazon Forest with poison darts and arrows. They then eat the meat of their prey. Why do they not get poisoned? (It's not a joke, I'm serious).
Yes tis I,the famed In A Pickle,come out of retirement(and with a push from netibiza!) to wish Smudge a wonderful Happy Birthday!May the year to follow be all that you wish,and may all your dreams...