Ms Neelam:Principal I've my own questions. Can I ask him? Principal & Boy both agree. Ms Neelam asks, What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2 of? Boy, after a pause: Legs. Ms Neelam: What have...
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Neelam was having trouble with one of her students the teacher asked,"Boy, what is your problem?" Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the...
Stuck on last two (for which I have ideas but cannot fit them to the clues) and so ready to ask for help.... hints will do. 22d Arab oil running short around island (5) O_A_I 27a Actual field maiden's...
The answers to a series of 9 questions yielded the following answers: Alaska, Pulse, Phoenix, Africa, Jet, Click, Inca, Voodoo and Tsunami. These have a common link ? what is it? I do not know the...
The Four Ghosts of the White House One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him Bush asks him, "George, what's the best...
Got flashed speeding (guilty) but the camera that flashed me was grey, not bright yellow. I have a dim recollection that the cameras HAVE to be yellow... does anyone know?
Editor's Blog, 25 September "For all the existing AB users that would like to take part, you can register for this new feature by selecting the tick-box 'Yes, I'd like to be paid for my views' in your...
This is from Mike Mepham: Dear Reader, This week, September 16, see a mis-spelling of the current US Vice President's name: CHENEY has erroneously been provided with an extra letter. Once again, the...
Is not any faster at splitting points (4) E?T? Now, EATS would fit (East and South split by At), but I'm not happy with it as I can't see where the 'faster' element comes in. EATH - Scottish...