An house brick fell off a scaffold and chopped off a Paddy's ear, while he was searching for it the foreman came passed and asked him what he was looking for...I've lost my ear he said,The foreman...
Omagh Bombings 10 yrs on and still no one brought to justice, same with many other terrible crimes! How do people live with their conscience knowing they have committed these terrible atrocities! I...
A dustman was doing his rounds and arrived outside the Chinese restaurant. He couldn't see the bin but at that moment the owner came out. "Hey, mate, where's yer bin? "I'se bin Kong Kong"...
I need to move the 6 burner smeg oven in my kitchen in order to tile. When we bought the house the oven was there so we did not put it in. It seems impossible to move. Is there a tool we could use to...
Whats best ? Has anyone tried running linux on their pc that has windows ? ive been told you can run from a cd and not effect your windows . is this true ?
Is there such a thing as a national registry for careers advisors? My council have said that I can only visit their careers advisor if I'm on benefits etc. and I don't mind paying, but would like to...
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 13 to say "do a Google search...
What is the best anti-spy/spam etc security CD disc that I can buy for my computer. I want everything covered except for child protection, as this is not relevant to my situation. I have got Norton...
I'm using Vista (and hating it more by the day). I want to blow up an onscreen picture to make fullscreen wallpaper. No problem with XP. How do I do it with Vista?
What with all the financial doom and gloom upon us the AnswerBank has introduced a new cashback site to try and earn you all some extra cash. Take a look and earn yourself a few quid, each new member...
I have just had to run a system restore in order to visit theanswerbank.com I use McAfee site adviser and over the past few days every time I go to www.theanswerbank.co.uk the home page comes up...
A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said, "Mummy, why is my name Petal?" The mother replied, "Because when you were born, a petal fell on...