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B00
Your email address isn't showing on Waffles (which is probably a good thing-considering the privacy scares lately!) so only thing i can think of is if you rejoin Waffles and i'll delete your other...
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mycatis
But I just got an e-mail saying my membership request for Just Waffle has been accepted!! Thanks but I haven't sent a membership request!! I was gonna but... how did that happen then?
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wild rose
Today is my sons birthday and he is 5. When he was 3 he was controlling a mouse on the computer and was at 4 he could count to one hundred. At 5 he can put words together and spell bin, I spend lots...
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Gooner_Badge
There's a joke-critic in the house analysing my work!
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buttons
BEL, just to let you know its snowing in Glasgow now, im all chuffed to bits!
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rsd2525
topless girl staggers up to the bar and says" Burman i want a Martoni please" being polite he declines from putting her right, bit later again" Burman another Martoni please" still says zilch. later...
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Japanese fella working on a building site and someone drops a bag of bricks from an upper level ..... he shouts out ..............WHAT KUNG FU THAT!!!!!
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Bearworld1
Where in the UK can I buy cartons of Eggnog mix. It's everywhere in the US but can't find it here at all.
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Gooner_Badge
what do breathe in - AIR what's on your head - HAIR where does a dragon live - LAIR NOW SAY THE 3 ANSWERS TOGETHER! TAAA DAAAAAAAA
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Champagne
And how does everybody else know that they are having more fun?
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Hayley*
Cheer me up?
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A man and a woman are sitting side by side at a bar getting really wasted. They are both really depressed.The man asks the woman why she's so down and she replies, My husband left me because he said I...
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ELVIS68
George Best makes miracle recovery after being told of 24 hour pub opening times
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steg
hope youve no heard it hope its funny xx This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck returns...
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darkstar
guy walks into a bar, asks for 2 large Barcardi and Cokes, Barman serves him and notices that he drinks one and pours one down his trousers this happens three more times . The barman walks over to the...
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blueeyedlass
gawd here we go , bring on the blizzards
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the>one
have a nice holiday hon.......i'm sure i'll miss yer x
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Hayley*
Call me please.
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bobtheduck
this place where i go to talk to people ive never met closed down its in the shape of a giant frog and my doctors say i might have to go outside in the fresh air but i dont want to
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aka pixi
Thank you Twig and Mrs Twig and also the lovely barmaid for making Froggers an enjoyable place to hang out and have fun. Froggers will be truly missed. :(

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