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Charlie1982.
Has been taken ill with suspected meningitis!!! Can we all send out good thoughts :o(
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dotjhawkes
I'm going to the offie.
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snapdarlich
Naked as sinan army towel, covering my bellySome of us weep, some of us howlKnees turn to jellyBut Next! Next!I was just a childA hundred like meI followed a naked bodya naked body followed meNext!...
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Gooner_Badge
I just seen you last answer in COOL thread ..... you're a racist little tw@t mate! Where u from? What town? What manor?
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Champagne
So what's the deal? You're clearly an intelligent guy; capable of rational thought and very good at arguing, so why do you find it so entertaining to get defensive reactions from people?p.s. I didn't...
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nedflanders
My name is ronniemonda and............
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dotjhawkes
I work me arse off all bloody week and get a day off when I think I can spend an uninterrupted day off with me cybermates on here having a laugh and a bloody fight breaks out, I'm ****** furious so...
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Charlie1982.
Who the HECK is he?
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ronniemonda9
Who here is married? I jus been watching that wedding fainting clip and I'm sure if I ever had to walk up the aisle I'd get to the vows and just be ready to run for my life before I did the deed. How...
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ELVIS68
money for Children in Need? Honest answers only
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blueeyedlass
they were fresh out of vins at the shops so i got you a caramel cake instead ok !!!
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buttons
My boys gave me a birthday girl limerick. There once was a wild birthday girl who got dressed up and gave folks a twirl "look at me arent i ace?" she'd slur, right off her face then, splash, in the...
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ronniemonda9
Just say so. Don't pull this kind of stunt If you laugh, you is BAD!!!!!!!
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aka pixi
Me new Pink Floyd cd has just turned up. I love the postie :)
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Gooner_Badge
u aint a bad geezer when you don't bang on about yourself. ;0)
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blueeyedlass
anybody want anything from the shops?????
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B00
Print and cut out Ronnie's sultry pics from yesterday and stick them on your fridge and food cupboards, if that doesnt keep you away from em I dunno what will! It's a joke by the way, no offence...
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Gooner_Badge
i went to buy some shoes from Schuh the other week .. now .. I'm a size 9, but when I tried on 9s they didn't fit .. so i had to get a 10 .. how manly did I feel!!!!! I tried them on and stood there...
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claireyfairy
Well it's Friday and I think I can hand on heart say that this has been one of the worst weeks I've had this year! So far this week i've had a very bad bikini wax (the ladies will understand!), got a...

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