Naked as sinan army towel, covering my bellySome of us weep, some of us howlKnees turn to jellyBut Next! Next!I was just a childA hundred like meI followed a naked bodya naked body followed meNext!...
So what's the deal? You're clearly an intelligent guy; capable of rational thought and very good at arguing, so why do you find it so entertaining to get defensive reactions from people?p.s. I didn't...
I work me arse off all bloody week and get a day off when I think I can spend an uninterrupted day off with me cybermates on here having a laugh and a bloody fight breaks out, I'm ****** furious so...
Who here is married? I jus been watching that wedding fainting clip and I'm sure if I ever had to walk up the aisle I'd get to the vows and just be ready to run for my life before I did the deed. How...
My boys gave me a birthday girl limerick. There once was a wild birthday girl who got dressed up and gave folks a twirl "look at me arent i ace?" she'd slur, right off her face then, splash, in the...
Print and cut out Ronnie's sultry pics from yesterday and stick them on your fridge and food cupboards, if that doesnt keep you away from em I dunno what will! It's a joke by the way, no offence...
i went to buy some shoes from Schuh the other week .. now .. I'm a size 9, but when I tried on 9s they didn't fit .. so i had to get a 10 .. how manly did I feel!!!!! I tried them on and stood there...
Well it's Friday and I think I can hand on heart say that this has been one of the worst weeks I've had this year! So far this week i've had a very bad bikini wax (the ladies will understand!), got a...