what was the last concert that you went to ? i went to see Motorhead in Glasgow on Monday night.my ears were ringing for two days cause it was loud. and Lemmy is the king
Please, please help. Does anyone have any ideas as to how I can get my son to keep his room a tidy? He is nine and you cant even see the carpet! I'm gutting it today but I have to do this regularly,...
1) Mooned in public2) Stolen stationery from work3) Fallen asleep on the train only to miss your stop4) Had phone sex5) Crossed over the street when you've seen somebody coming towards you who you...
A man took his wife to the Rodeo, and one of the exhibits was "best breeding bulls"...They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife...
HAH! I thought right, look at the state of you! Go and get washed and dressed, went to bathroom and promptly dropped my flippin' contact lens down the drain!! ARRGHHHHH.
Even though the stories are true ... my image is a facade .. I'm acutally a bloody nice bloke .. great fun .. bit of minger .. but with a good heart .. hate to swear in front of ladies .. always open...
whilst cruising through my office one day, there was a particulary fit specimen of minge walking towards me thorugh a double door ... I done a slick james bond manuouver and sort of half turn, slid...
thought I'd share this gem with ya ............ One time an ex-lady friend of mine and I where making sweet love ... I got hugely embarrassed at the speed that I reached the point of champagne cork...
When is it considered sociably acceptable to .. (now lets speak in cockney code so I don't get barred!) ... ask a treacle if you blow ya beans over her boat?
I had a dream the other night. I wont go into details, family site and all that, but the thing is now I feel really sad, like some 12 year old teeny bopper with a crush! Lets just say it involved...
That message truncation goes on number of words not size of message which means you can post huge messages like this maybe even taking up most of the page which is an unfortunate glitch which the...