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and my father from iceland .......... would that make me an icecube? ah thankyou.
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steg
what was the last concert that you went to ? i went to see Motorhead in Glasgow on Monday night.my ears were ringing for two days cause it was loud. and Lemmy is the king
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blueeyedlass
http://groups.msn.com/TheFroggersInn/_homepage.msnw?& ;pps=k
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mycatis
Please, please help. Does anyone have any ideas as to how I can get my son to keep his room a tidy? He is nine and you cant even see the carpet! I'm gutting it today but I have to do this regularly,...
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Champagne
Who likes the plastercine Morph that I made? He's currently sitting on my desk at work. :o) http://tinypic.com/fl8ykm.jpg
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Champagne
What cheesy films do you love that they always show over the Christmas holiday?
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Champagne
1) Mooned in public2) Stolen stationery from work3) Fallen asleep on the train only to miss your stop4) Had phone sex5) Crossed over the street when you've seen somebody coming towards you who you...
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steg
A man took his wife to the Rodeo, and one of the exhibits was "best breeding bulls"...They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife...
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mycatis
HAH! I thought right, look at the state of you! Go and get washed and dressed, went to bathroom and promptly dropped my flippin' contact lens down the drain!! ARRGHHHHH.
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Gooner_Badge
Even though the stories are true ... my image is a facade .. I'm acutally a bloody nice bloke .. great fun .. bit of minger .. but with a good heart .. hate to swear in front of ladies .. always open...
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Gooner_Badge
whilst cruising through my office one day, there was a particulary fit specimen of minge walking towards me thorugh a double door ... I done a slick james bond manuouver and sort of half turn, slid...
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Slooow_Jo
I had my hair cut today...& none of you have mentioned it *sob*
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Gooner_Badge
thought I'd share this gem with ya ............ One time an ex-lady friend of mine and I where making sweet love ... I got hugely embarrassed at the speed that I reached the point of champagne cork...
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Gooner_Badge
When is it considered sociably acceptable to .. (now lets speak in cockney code so I don't get barred!) ... ask a treacle if you blow ya beans over her boat?
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ronniemonda9
Who's there? Just me!
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mycatis
I had a dream the other night. I wont go into details, family site and all that, but the thing is now I feel really sad, like some 12 year old teeny bopper with a crush! Lets just say it involved...
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ronniemonda9
This year - Somaliaaaarrrrrr!
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dotjhawkes
Just wondering, based on the Sawyer sharing incident of the other week, I have a cunning plan.
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ronniemonda9
That message truncation goes on number of words not size of message which means you can post huge messages like this maybe even taking up most of the page which is an unfortunate glitch which the...

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