Are you listening to right now, no one try to be cool and say something like the clash, London Calling, unless that's what you're listening to....ahem, tell the truth.
Due to a power failure, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he...
and u know what ... i'm surprised it took this long ... but i think i raised a few chuckles ... job done .. easy easy!!! peace love and unity it's been emotional
What sentence are you unlikely ever to hear? My guess is: 'George Bush wins Nobel Prize for Physics, having discovered the interaction between quanta and gravitational waves while sitting on the loo."
May I add that if you find the below offensive - then dont read it... Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for themto line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while...
a relative of mine has had to go into a care home and it costs 450 quid a week for a man who worked his backside of all his life yet if he had been a tax dodging doley low life the state (thats...