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aka pixi
If you were in a life threatening situation which Superhero would you like to come to your rescue and why?
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ilovetaz
hi
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johntheplamf
Looooooooooooooooooooooooove Yooooooooooooz
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AliFlump
How long does it take to get a yes or no from the froggers manager?
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dove
dah dah dah da, an its alright
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B00
Is there anyone else apart from me who feels sorry for Chrissy?
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johntheplamf
Are you listening to right now, no one try to be cool and say something like the clash, London Calling, unless that's what you're listening to....ahem, tell the truth.
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ilovetaz
:o( make me feel sad!
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forgetfultel
Due to a power failure, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he...
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bobtheduck
i dont give a rats testicle thank you
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the>one
honest i need to speak to a gorgeous and refined lady.....
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blueeyedlass
by hayles joke???lol
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Gooner_Badge
and u know what ... i'm surprised it took this long ... but i think i raised a few chuckles ... job done .. easy easy!!! peace love and unity it's been emotional
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ronniemonda9
You can only escape if you manage to get in a mistyped swearword on this thread before it gets banned. I'll start. diq
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ronniemonda9
What sentence are you unlikely ever to hear? My guess is: 'George Bush wins Nobel Prize for Physics, having discovered the interaction between quanta and gravitational waves while sitting on the loo."
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Hayley*
May I add that if you find the below offensive - then dont read it... Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for themto line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while...
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bobtheduck
a relative of mine has had to go into a care home and it costs 450 quid a week for a man who worked his backside of all his life yet if he had been a tax dodging doley low life the state (thats...
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bobtheduck
non tax payers another day wasted?

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