An old man and a young boy were traveling through their village with theirdonkey. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked.As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a...
Never mind ventriloquists like Keith Harris and Roger DeCourcey. What about Professor Stephen Hawking? I saw him on telly blathering on about galaxies for hours and I never saw his lips move once....
I put a couple of threads up this morning and posted a few answers then my pc went all funny and I had to dash out. Just come backin and everything from this morning has disappeared. SPOOKY! Has this...
I am sad. I am going to a David Bowie function where I will be partaking in a linked quiz. Basically a relatively known famous name will be thrown at me and I have to make a Bowie link. The person...
Cant I wear men's jeans? they fit me? and they were cheap enough but my mate was horrified when I said I was getting them. Is there some sort of 'jean etiquitte' that I'm unaware of?
Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for themto line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while asexylicious, beautiful big breasted, nude model danced before...
Is this a Bhuna?Or is this a Jalfrezi?Mixed up my order,They all look the same to meOpen your gob,Just swallow a forkful and see.I'm just a student,Need something real cheap to eatBecause I'm stoney...
I'm sure there's a mans dating ad dictionary around somewhere ...... look and ye shall find. Didn't mean to offend tho ... but I laff at EVERYTHING!! ;0) It's been emotional.
40-ish.............................................49Adventurous.................Slept with all your matesAthletic......................................No t*tsAverage looking...............Has a face...
It seems to me that most of the weirdness and unseemly wrangling on here happens late in the evening/early morning. Is this because the participants have had a few (or more)? What do you think?
Reading back some of my posts from last night and it's just occured to me that i'm an absolute nob and i shall never be posting pi**ed again hope you all agree Cheers
Just want to say sorry for dissapearing last night folks, Wadda ya mean, you never noticed!!?? (Jo, Gill, Dak, Dove etc) I was in the middle of writing a reply and my electric went out, by the time it...
I have just been to lunch with my Dad, who came to meet me, we went for something to eat.... I was 15 mins late back from lunch and when I got back I got b****cked!! I never take a lunch break as a...