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For the boys

Horse and ChickenA horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The...

Rubyrose

If you could choose again?

If you could change your AB username today and get another one what would you choose?

FTVS

I seem to have two periods lately. The first one lasts for about three days and is quite heavy, then I have a 12 - 24 hour pause before getting four days of a light period but the bood is very dark...

HBK247

hello people!

Hi. I've just joines this site, so would be good to hear back from you all

Champagne

bel

I've just seen your answer in Frogger. HAHAHAHAHAHA!! I nearly spat my coffee out!! Nipple twists whilst french kissing Davey Blunkett. Mmmmmm...Hahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!!

Champagne

Well it happened

Nedflandererseses question finally got banned. Shame. It was hilarious!!!! :o)

loobie

Come and have a party

Hi, I have 45 minutes of work left and I am off next week. Come along and have a party with me- I have cakes and party poppers, bring something along with you and help me make the party fun!!!

dozie

When do i change colour?

How long do i stay green for and turn to grey?

{Dakota}

Word of warning.....

The_consequences_are_dire!!! If you do not heed!

dozie

Just Interested

Only been on here about a week but any ideas on my question... On AB what question had the most answers submitted? How many answers and indeed what was the question that provoked all the interest?

Fletch937

Homesick for grub.

Do any of the Scots who've moved down South miss the tottie scones , square sausage, plain loafs etc. My daughters down at Uni in Sunderland and whenever she comes back up we always have to get her a...

nedflanders

Ned's Friday Joke! Involves sex and religion! Adult warning!

A catholic priest has some farmyard animals out the back of the chapel and a rooster goes missing. The next day at Sunday Service he anounces "has anyone seen a c0ck" everyone stands up "no no, has...

{Dakota}

Can someone please....

answer my Q in motoring? If you know the answer of course :)

Rubyrose

Right my lovelies

My boyfriend is home from work and we are going to spend some time together (with out the laptop... hard as it may be). I will catch ya all later. Have fun!