The owner of a chemist walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the assistant, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" The clerk says, "Well, he came in...
I am shattered, i have spent most of my day either up a ladder or kneeling down helping to try shoes on , it is very tiresome, somebody cheer me up please! Oh, and my son has brought a kitten home...
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She...
You really get bored with answering machines ... but what if the messages are like the following 1) Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing...
I've found a charming little ***** on P & P want to come and see what he's saying????http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/People_and_Places/Question155499.html