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Madison68

Last joke! I promise!

A man went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I've got a problem, but if you're going to treat it, first you've got to promise not to laugh.""Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said.  "I'm a...
17:46 Fri 14th Oct 20057 answers, last by Madison68 18:15 Fri 14th Oct 2005
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Madison68

Genie Joke!

A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. The wife hacks her first shot right through a house window. The husband said "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to...
17:12 Fri 14th Oct 200510 answers, last by Madison68 17:42 Fri 14th Oct 2005
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darkstar

gifts

 My mate has just come back from working in Greece and gave me 2 bottles of  Metaxa  7* and a bottle of Sambuca.  So it looks like a good night.  Anyone like a sip
17:14 Fri 14th Oct 20054 answers, last by rabet 17:26 Fri 14th Oct 2005
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blueeyedlass

down to 4

marge, boo , burnhal and me is that all thats left??? no stamina the rest of you.
17:07 Fri 14th Oct 200512 answers, last by Madison68 17:20 Fri 14th Oct 2005
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burnhal

Amusing signs

Seen any? I work a lot in hospitals. Like the sign that says assisted conception. Know its serious for some folks but the sign does bring some interesting scenes to mind
16:51 Fri 14th Oct 200518 answers, last by MargeB 09:44 Sat 15th Oct 2005
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B00

Men

Do you EVER read instruction manuals for anything?
15:23 Fri 14th Oct 200513 answers, last by blueeyedlass 16:47 Fri 14th Oct 2005
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Peri

Hi Y'All

Just wanted to say Hi.  Haven't been on much recently as really busy and you lot are such a bad influence but a lovely one.  I do think fondly of you every day and every time I...
16:11 Fri 14th Oct 200516 answers, last by Peri 16:50 Fri 14th Oct 2005
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burnhal

Thats number 42 done

and I still hate the needle going in
15:47 Fri 14th Oct 200516 answers, last by blueeyedlass 16:40 Fri 14th Oct 2005
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burnhal

Just given in

The dog and the cat normally get fed about 5ish. But come in early and they nag unmercifully... easiest thing is to give in!
16:15 Fri 14th Oct 200512 answers, last by burnhal 16:44 Fri 14th Oct 2005
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thebigchill

Does anyone have a problem?

Come pull up a chair with the drunk in the corner, tell me all about it. I can't guarentee i'll stay awake though....
16:27 Fri 14th Oct 200519 answers, last by eash 17:34 Fri 14th Oct 2005
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JoAnnMul

Summary please !!!

I've only got 20 mins MAX spare & I cant be ar$ed 'back reading' so could you all please tell me what I've missed...Ta very much like....!!!
16:16 Fri 14th Oct 20054 answers, last by JoAnnMul 16:47 Fri 14th Oct 2005
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shaz-rla

Whats new?

Is there anything new after all the work done last night?
15:47 Fri 14th Oct 20059 answers, last by shaz-rla 16:30 Fri 14th Oct 2005
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poorsnappydh

Rubyrose.

You just can't help it...
16:05 Fri 14th Oct 20053 answers, last by JoAnnMul 16:23 Fri 14th Oct 2005
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Rubyrose

Hey snappy

Leave the>one alone. He is lovely.
14:27 Fri 14th Oct 200513 answers, last by dothawkes 00:11 Sat 15th Oct 2005
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KittyGlitter

How clean is your Chatterbank

I've decided to give Chatterbank a clean, so if you all could kindly lift up your feet whilst I hoover around the place, that would be very helpful. Let me know if I've missed any bits.
15:28 Fri 14th Oct 200512 answers, last by KittyGlitter 17:11 Fri 14th Oct 2005
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Rubyrose

How quiet?

As the sun was high in the sky over chatterbank town, there wasn't a local insight. Tumbleweeds fled through the dusky street and the sound of swinging salloon doors could be heard through the breeze.
14:31 Fri 14th Oct 200510 answers, last by blueeyedlass 15:44 Fri 14th Oct 2005
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poorsnappydh

Dakota Appreciation society...

I love DAKOTAAAAAAAAAAA Do you agree. She's Lovely.....
14:48 Fri 14th Oct 200534 answers, last by shaz-rla 16:04 Fri 14th Oct 2005
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georgit79

Boo!

Hi and bye! Miss all of yous!
15:32 Fri 14th Oct 20055 answers, last by burnhal 15:59 Fri 14th Oct 2005
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poorsnappydh

AB ed.

I must apologise for my behaviour last night. I do understand that the Answerbank is a family site... I did not mean to cause offence. I only swore on the site because I thought it would be blocked...
14:27 Fri 14th Oct 20054 answers, last by dothawkes 19:59 Fri 14th Oct 2005
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tamd88

For buttons

wot do u prefer.....writing in blue ink or black???
15:01 Fri 14th Oct 200514 answers, last by tamd88 15:26 Fri 14th Oct 2005

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