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BlueToffee
Grrrrrrrrrr...........
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BlueToffee
Yet another short night's sleep :-(
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trt
If Scotland gains its independence after the forthcoming referendum, the remainder of the United Kingdom will be known as the "Former United Kingdom" (F.U.K.) In a bid to discourage Scots from voting...
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McMouse
A farmer named Sam was overseeing his herd in a remote hilly pasture in Hereford when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni® suit,...
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has
Can anyone tell me why I was blatantly lied to when I was at school, many years ago & why children are still being lied to today? The Bible totally contradicts the history of the Earth. So did my RE...
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davetuc
Ok, without any mud-slinging back and forth, just how deep rooted are the problems at Man Utd? Weak squad (which Fergie could see coming), players wanting to leave (Rooney, Van Persie, Vidic), teams...
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Relisys
Why are there 64 Wet Wipes in a pack?
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McMouse
Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old....
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anotheoldgit
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2533095/School-85-pupils-Asian-gives-children-two-week-October-half-term-visit-Pakistan-families.html How do you feel about this, when you yourself are...
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cupid04
Q] what do you call a dead Aston Villa fan in a closet? A] Last years winner of the hide and seek contest! Q]What do you say to an Aston Villa supporter with a good looking bird on his arm? A] Nice...
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anotheoldgit
http://www.theguardian.com/education/2013/dec/31/william-at-cambridge-shame...
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BlueToffee
I am due to have a colonoscopy in a couple of weeks. I have been offered either gas and air or an anaesthetic. Which one should I go for? Any advice would be appreciated. TIA...
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starone
Dear Benefits Person, My name is Charles Wright and I live in Camborne, I would like to present before you the following story: Many years ago, I married a widow out of love who had an 18-year-old...
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Sqad
http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/25611509 One of the finest footballers i have ever watched....
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davetuc
How easy was that? Great game, great result, and Theo giving it to the morons just topped it all off. Sherwood's niaive tactics are gonna cost them finishing top 4. Oh happy days!
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BlueToffee
After reading all the hype about Aldi before Christmas, Mrs BT and I ventured in there. We spoke to a customer who was denuding the shelves of their supply of filet steak. Curiously we asked him about...
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Dee Sa
well I just checked my lone ticket for the euromillions I don't have one single number or even a lucky star number, raffle is way off too. Is there anyone else like me ? how comes I never ever win ?...
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slinky.kate
I haven't a clue who is going in though,havent had a paper for a few days.
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meglet
What's the best advise you could someone as a new parent? Or what advice were you given and ignored, but wished you hadn't? I'm a new mum but curious to hear your advise for raising kids (of any age,...

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