One sandwich short of a picnic A few beers short of a six-pack As nutty as a fruit cake As mad as a hatter He’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas Tree...
And had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness And kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor Came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have...
I know these do the rounds from time to time, but just found this lot: From letters sent to the Council Housing Department.............. 1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back...
A CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Wailing...
mine was when my Dad took a shovel of 'fire' from the grate and put it in the fireplace in my bedroom where the patterns of the fire danced on the ceiling, new PJs, a hot water bottle in my bed (no...
Yesterday at work whilst I was tidying the magazine area, one of those catalogues, fell out of one. Ya know the ones, filled with things like pinnies to protect your clothes, kaftans and lace doilies...
A MUTE PERSON GOES INTO A SHOP AND WANTS TO BUY A TOOTHBRUSH. BY IMITATING THE ACTION OF BRUSHING HIS TEETH HE SUCCESSFULLY EXPRESSES HIMSELF TO THE SHOPKEEPER AND THE PURCHASE IS DONE. NEXT, A BLIND...
4 weeks to go and we have 4 threads on the trot about it. Whats it going to be like on the build up? There is a Christmas Topic especially for....wait for it...... Christmas that way other peoples...
The drinks are flowing and the craic is the best, who would you like to keep the party flowing? This may suprise you all but I think Viibra has tremendous wit and would be very entertaning and funny,...
not sure if i keep accidently pressing on an advert when im looking at answerbank but i keep hearing a buzzing noise like a bee
anyone else getting this or am i going daft ?...
if money was no object where would you go for xmas???
i would love to go to the highlands of scotland in a nice remote crofters cottage roaring fire ect ect...
Molly's and Tyrone's...disgusting!
then Phil and Shirley's, I thought I would see David Attenborough peeping throgh the leaves
it's enough to cause bloody Hay Fever!!!...
OK, so we know Corby and Wellingborough are sh1t holes but what about where the rest of you live? Do you like it? I live in a village on the edge of Oxfordshire which is alright. Could be worse. Two...
Don't know if this has been done on here but if not please feel free to sign this on line petition. Sergeant Matthew Telford of the Grenadier Guards was promoted to that rank in June 2009. In November...
or anyone else plese. I am doing a video for a friend who took it on her digital camers, however it includes quite a few THM files which I can't seem to open. any suggestions?, I have tried converting...