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Steve.5

A daft one for Bobbi

A mother is bathing her very young boy & girl, when the phone rings.she takes it in the bedrooom, meanwhile, The little boy starts laughing at his sister & says, " I`ve got one of these...
15:28 Thu 16th Sep 20104 answers, last by piggynose 10:19 Sat 18th Sep 2010
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bednobs

fly-past

hi, was just getting out of the car (about an hour ago) and about 7 planes went over fast and loud in a v shaped formation. I am near Reading - what would that have been?
15:01 Thu 16th Sep 201015 answers, last by damax 21:39 Sat 18th Sep 2010
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mrs_overall

Lesson of the day

Sweet and sour chicken spilled on your keyboard does not do it any good
14:48 Thu 16th Sep 201023 answers, last by mccfluff 15:49 Thu 16th Sep 2010
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Bobbisox

a smile to lighten your afternoon

Paddy shouts frantically down the phone "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart" "Is it her first child"asks the Doctor "No" he shouts.......
14:44 Thu 16th Sep 20105 answers, last by netibiza 15:28 Thu 16th Sep 2010
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yelenots

Pop Stars Anagrams

Does anyone know where I can get a list of pop stars or songs for a family quiz - I've tried googling it put cant find anything ! Thanks
22:43 Wed 15th Sep 20109 answers, last by yelenots 17:28 Thu 16th Sep 2010
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hc4361

The Good Old Days

I wish they'd make a new series. Am I the only one? There must be present day magicians, ventriloquists, burlesque acts to keep us entertained for an hour....
21:53 Mon 13th Sep 201011 answers, last by mike11111 14:34 Thu 16th Sep 2010
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Bobbisox

heres some more little gems for us ladies to use..ha-ha

Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. Why does someone...
12:48 Thu 16th Sep 201023 answers, last by mazie 15:18 Thu 16th Sep 2010
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wendilla

It has been a year now and still hurts.

It is a year since I had my lovely golden Labrador put to sleep and I still get constant reminders every day as he was so clever.I know I should give an unwanted dog a good home but I just cannot...
14:13 Thu 16th Sep 201024 answers, last by buffymad 12:58 Fri 17th Sep 2010
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stokemaveric

doctor doctor...

my wife thinks shes a lift...doctor..''tell her to come in then''...''i cant she doesnt stop at this floor''..........
14:12 Thu 16th Sep 20104 answers, last by stokemaveric 14:17 Thu 16th Sep 2010
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stokemaveric

regarding the popes visit all i can say is....

THANK GOD IM AN ATHEIST.....
13:52 Thu 16th Sep 201013 answers, last by chelle7272 14:13 Thu 16th Sep 2010
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mazie

Dentists...............

God, I hate them :o(
13:58 Thu 16th Sep 201013 answers, last by mazie 15:20 Thu 16th Sep 2010
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Bobbisox

I might keep some of these little sayings to use in here..lol

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. saves typing them out ..lol Ø Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in...
12:36 Thu 16th Sep 20108 answers, last by Bobbisox 12:52 Thu 16th Sep 2010
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Bobbisox

I got a lovely Pandora charm for my bracelet off Bill this morning..

It had the words "Forever Together' inscribed on it.. I thought that was so nice...but still expecting some to reach for the sick-bucket on here, but who cares, I'm happy......:-0)...
12:01 Thu 16th Sep 201029 answers, last by Bobbisox 12:50 Thu 16th Sep 2010
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Steve.5

Beware all Infidels

The anti christ is coming your way.
11:08 Thu 16th Sep 201034 answers, last by Bobbisox 12:29 Thu 16th Sep 2010
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Sqad

Why?

Why are we celebrating the Battle of Britain in a seemingly exaggerated way this year?
12:02 Thu 16th Sep 201027 answers, last by jno 14:44 Thu 16th Sep 2010
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Bobbisox

to all of the normal people in here

I bid you Goodnight x
22:31 Wed 15th Sep 201018 answers, last by marval 22:54 Wed 15th Sep 2010
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Bobbisox

How come these threads are still lingering like a bad smell?

I have reported, so has ttfn ??? seems odd this is allowed to continue...
22:01 Wed 15th Sep 201028 answers, last by ummmm 22:22 Wed 15th Sep 2010
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Eatmypoo

HIYA YOU PUNK M*THERF*CKERS!

I live in a black painted damp noisy room above the off licence and a brothel witch is in a junkie and criminal infested alley... I have no friends as i trust nobody, I walked out on my family and my...
22:06 Wed 15th Sep 20106 answers, last by craft1948 22:10 Wed 15th Sep 2010
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NoMercy

I'm struggling...

... to keep my eyes open. Goodnight, sleep tight. Watch the bed bugs and all that... x x...
22:04 Wed 15th Sep 20109 answers, last by dotty. 22:10 Wed 15th Sep 2010
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Ogglingjack

A POEM FOR YOU SCUZZBALLS

It started out as a game,as your father peeped at kids in the bushes Ended with a heartbreak and facebreak for your mother You were never there but ill be there at your funeral. And I will be there as...
21:47 Wed 15th Sep 201015 answers, last by welshlibranr 22:09 Wed 15th Sep 2010

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