Like this...(copied from my history teachers wall) <May I ask a personal favor? Only some of you will do it, and I'm fairly certain I know who you are. If you know someone who fought cancer and...
I got The Phone Call today at work...you know, the one that sends your heart plummeting to your boots....from school, the one that starts "don't panic but..." Anyhoo, Mini Boo went flying...
My Grandad has been very poorly. Yesterday his sugar levels were 22. Today, although he's not eating, they have gone up to 33.3. He's 87....and bed ridden (by choice) Does anyone know how this might...
Sorry I need to vent!! I have posted on here before about my friend excluding me from everything and keeping me seperate from her friends, yet wanting to be invited and friends with my few close...
Just one job to-day, neighbour has some water coming in through gap round window. The things I do for a drop of rum in my coffee.
Only kidding, it is normally whiskey....
Husband: Whenever I get mad at you, you never seem to get upset. How do you manage to control your temper? Wife: I just go and clean the toilet. Husband: How does that help? Wife: I use your...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/...-middle-east-15079620 Only 10? It'll take more than that to instill decent driving skills into her.....! Seriously, how can their government give Saudi women the right to vote...
Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front? Why do people order double cheeseburgers,...
Hello Folks Yesterday I came out of hospital after having open heart surgery. I still feel very week and am in a lot of pain. Juat thought I'd update you in case you wondered why I hadden;t popped in....
I know we probably talk about the weather too much..but, I've just walked to the shop. It's sunbathing weather out there...
Hope it turns my tomatoes red :-)
Is it hot where you are?...
i heard a funny noise coming from the fridge last night. I shushed everyone while i listened. It sounded - for all the world - like an onion! It was as if it was singing, ever so quietly, in its...
A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh...
This is the quiz from Dave Lyall - Lincs and Notts air ambulance. 3 - The dodger first half, yanky slang for foul odour in 5 I think it might be Art Garfunkel, as funk is american slang for foul...
8a.Mother and son in novel by Lawrence(8) - A - - - R - - 4d.Brief one"s put in front of court previously(7)- - - C - - - 20a.Work of art covering acceptable area,like a Van Gogh portrait?(8) - O...
Just been listening to Shirley Bassey singing the theme tune from the Bond film - Diamonds are forever . What other female singer has such vocal strength and displays such emotion, both audibly and...