I thought I would slap some fake tan on..L'oreal, only the good stuff he-he but I have been a tad too heavy handed, I'm like Jordan without the t!ts...help...
Bobbi ♥...
Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals. One of them looks at the other one's penis and notices there's a Nicobate patch on it. He looks at the other priest and says, 'I believe you're...
I hope you are well. The Easter weekend is upon us, and as such, I wondered what the average Chatterbanker does on a long weekend. Let us know what your weekend will, in the most part, consist of.
How does one deal with a 92 year old parent who is completely paranoid? They are cutting off her phone so she can't ring the solicitor - we are all against her - ah such a pleasant Easter weekend!
A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.' He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we...
According to an Online Search Poll Billy Connolly has been voted Britains favourite comedian! followed by Victoria Wood and Tommy Cooper! I do like Billy although he can be quite crude but his...
Why will none of our so called leaders and politicians take the bull by the horns and get Britain out of there, I haven't heard one valid argument why we have young British men and women fighting the...
Our lollipop man for the wee kids around here is a gem, he waves to every car and bus that passes him, he knows every child by their name and always has a smile and a kind word for them, same with the...
I have had an email from yogibear this morning saying he can no longer log on to answerbank, he admits that he has used other names but has been upfront and did them in fun... First of all ed has he...
Just let cat in cos he was making too much noise and car is covered -forewarned is forearmed.
Thats in Perthshire its coming to a town near you............!!!!!
Night peeps :) x...