Phone call today. (names have been changed to protect the stupid) Caller: Can I speak to Mr A Smith? Me: He doesn't live here. Caller: Can I leave a message? Me: No, he doesn't live here. Caller: Do...
Four nuns all line up together in the confessional. Nun#1: Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I once touched a man's thingy with my finger. Priest: For your penance, go dip your finger in the holy...
Hi Bobbi - I know you are from Newcastle and I have been following Catherine Cooksons adaptations on TV as I have read all of her books. The one book that was her best was called "Katie...
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How pray, does he intend to do this?
Is he going to introduce a ban on hoodies, will that also include the Burka?...
http://www.telegraph....s-calls-for-calm.html In the light of his son being killed in the Birmingham riots, no one can imagine what he is going through, he tried valiantly to resuscitate his boy...
It has been working intermittently today. Can't work out if it is the powers that be checking for evidence, or the fact that hackers have said that they are targetting it to close down on Bonfire...
I am in absolute despair - our council have come round this morning and fiddled with the street lights in every street on our estate and slapped a notice on saying they are now on "part...
My over the road neighbour has just shown me a huge bunch of flowers she's just recieved from her husband through 'Interflora' to celebrate their wedding anniversary. She tells me her anniversary...
While our jet-lagged political leaders desperately scurry from one riot site to another, trying to look credible, an unlikely voice of sanity emerges.... http://i.dailymail.co...000578-40_634x985.jpg...
I shall have to get dressed and re-fill it. Funny thing is the others are full, but, they seem to prefer the green coloured one. The red one is relatively untouched and the blue tits are monopolising...